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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I knew a girl who was instructed to turn left at a roundabout, so she proceeded to turn left when merging into the roundabout.

Poor girl, fortunately everything was fine (she did fail, but no accidents) but that's a special kind of 'too literal' that loops back around to being dumb.

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[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My country is full of donkeys driving cars

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, how'd you train a donkey to drive?

Who said anything about training?

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Car C is really just waiting for the pink car to arrive so that they can slam the gas as soon as it does.

[–] clove@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I love how the meme assumes everyone trusts everyone else's driving. Utopian ideals, man.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You not following the rules because you assume everyone else isn't following the rules is why no one is following the rules...

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

My mom taught me to never trust a turn signal (or lack of one)

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's one "roundabout" that I know of that doesn't have this sign:

But instead has a few of these in the middle:

You HAVE TO give way to the right while driving on the "roundabout".

Mental.

Thanks for your time.

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[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The hard part is when back to back traffic for 15 miles worth of cars is coming from one direction and everyone else is either too scared to zipper merge or they allow the one direction to have perpetual right of way.

At some point of heavy traffic, the circle right of way must yield for zipper merging, else face my ass aggro merging and beeping at everyone who doesn't.

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