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[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else.

Oh dear lord no

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not so much the spelling, just... I went to school with a girl who's father fled the law and they ended up near us in Canada... they were originally from a trailer park in Tennessee

Her name was "Dollarina"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago

That name is a trajideh.

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I once met a girl called "Xinhergi" (Synergy).

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Looks like its the name of a Daedric lord or something.

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's a girl in my kid's class named Eighmee. Pronounced "Amy". I thought it was weird but there's a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Shithead"

Pronounced: shi-THEED

Spelled: Shit Head

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How can it be legal to literally name your kid an insult? Child protection gotta intervene.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

For once I’m on the cop’s side.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It sounds like theres two people named Ellie. One of whom is Jewish.

And they decided to distinguish her by calling her Jew Ellie.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Congrats to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter!

💀

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Can we just start using cosmic horror entity names already? Reighfyl is definitely something I could see being some sort of Lovecraftian alien

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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew a guy once whose last name was "EA." Two capital letters. He pronounced it "Yeah." His first name was Rodrake.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I guess it wasnt in the name afterall

(Is it "ea sports its in the game or name"?)

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[–] Aurolei@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I would like to provide a counterexample. There are plenty of these people in the US intermountain west, but there are at least some cases where there is no one at fault. Next time you see one of these names without context (though we clearly have the context in this case), before judging, consider Nariaw:

I am a teacher, and one year I found that my roster included a student named "Nariaw". As a public school, we register your student based on what's on the birth certificate. I ask all of my students to pronounce their names for me when I first meet them, for the reason we see in so many of the replies here and with shit like "abcde". However, when this girl came to my class, she said her name was pronounced "Miriam". I spent a good twenty seconds looking at my roster, and had to ask her to spell it for me. I didn't ask any rude and impertinent questions at that point, so it wasn't until a few months later that I got the full story:

Her mother, an immigrant from Ethiopia, was still unfamiliar with Latin script when her daughter was born here in the US. So when she attempted to write out the name, which she wanted to transliterate as "Mariam", she ended up writing only half of the first M, and wrote the second one upside-down. Whoever did the data entry for the government records dutifully recorded the child's name as "Nariaw". Was the mother at fault for being expected to write a name which, while she knew how to represent it in Amharic, she was forced to write in a language in which she was illiterate?

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I haven’t met any one with a terribly spelt name but one girl I worked with was named America. Weird as hell if you ask me

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Many people are named after places. This one doesn't feel weird to me atleast

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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

X Æ A-Xii . I could not resist. I apologize.

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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I used to know an Alyssa whose name was pronounced like Alicia. Her parents went let's give her one name but spell it just like another name.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I named my son Jaxin because my wife wanted Jax and I didn't want my son to have a dog's name.

I regret not just naming him Jackson because nobody in Taiwan knows how to pronounce Jaxin.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Sorry, you are not legally permitted to name your son Jackson unless you carry the name Jack yourself.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] BlueCollarRockstar@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've encountered a lot of the reverse of this. Danielle pronounced "Dah Nell". Brittany pronounced "Brih Tanny". Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan".

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan"

I would call that fucker Jonah-T-Han purely out of spite.

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[–] jafffacakelemmy@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guiness book of records had an entry for the worst spelling in the old days before the book was dumbed down. Trying to spell 'usage' the incorrect attempt was youzitch achieving only one correct letter.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does using French count? Then I nominate "eau". Impressive 300% bloat, 0 correct letters.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Not a baby name but I worked with a devops engineer who had dyslexia so all of our IaC variable names had misspellings in them. We just lived with it because it would have been expensive to teardown the resources and reprovision them with the correct spellings.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The solution is to put all of the uniqueness in the middle name. Then you still get to feel “special” while not forcing your kid to go by “tragedeigh” or whatever.

When I chose my name - I made my first as milquetoast and appropriate to my age as possible. My middle I went balls out - I guarantee I have a cooler middle name than you do.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

kayleigh and stuff like that is pretty common where I'm from.

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