brown567

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Searching trebuchet launch velocities, I'm getting 30-70m/s (67-157mph, 110-250km/hr), so a decently fast car might actually have trebuchets beat here

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

I could, but I'm glad you couldn't

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I had this printed in very pretty script on my cubicle once upon a time XD

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Promise? 🥺

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts

With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It's a bit of a stretch, but yeah

My parents are religious and pretty conservative, but even they've pointed out that a lot of people are worshipping Trump as a false Christ

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I bite my baby even when he's not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

They're very anti-"tankie", and I can see how some ncd content gets caught up in that blast

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

LMNOP

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don't give it to them

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Garand and sonar? I guess Canadians are masters of ping

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think trucks have those

 

I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

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