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I expected it to be $4-6 dollars

LeMuseum

Perfect LeOuvre joke here

Lol $23 and not even a tour guide? Wildin

I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."

it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

edit: something I'd like to add in case someone says "well if this is true why wouldn't lebron's mom come forward and admit it, just say I participated in a government experiment and lebron was the result." well she doesn't know. it's simple, she goes to a hotel with a john, he slips something in a drink and she gets knocked out-cold. they take her and do whatever they did. give her some amnesiacs or anesthesia (probably benzos too) so when she wakes up she's in a haze and doesn't remember anything. not even the john. she finds out she's pregnant later and just assumes she got knocked up by any random john. has lebron. shit even if she participated willingly, got paid, and knows everything, no one would believe her crazy ass.

edit2: i just thought of something else, i've been pinning this on "the government" when there are plenty of private companies and organizations with the funding and technology to do something like this. i mean people this is 2023.....wouldn't you be more shocked if by this point someone HADN'T tried to create a super human by now? but you never thought that you might have been watching one this whole time.

MJ would never.

Admissions to the Louvre is like €17

I speak for everyone when I say that we WILL be there 🙏

I thought this was nbacirclejerk at first lmao

Not trying to be funny, but isn’t a “self-guided tour” just walking through the museum?

I’m guessing there will be a LeGift shop, a LeShoe shop, and a LeFood shop inside with inflated prices too.

Lmao

Lmao bro really thinks he changed the world

Totally fitting for this country.

lol god bless this corny man.

Lol $23 is a fucking joke, if he wants it to be a jersey number, $6 is really the max it should be.

Currently, no one will be able to get inside the building.

Because Dillon Brooks locked it up!!!

Lol ok

W for doing it in Akron and not Cleveland where it would have more exposure

When you have too much money and you don't know where to spend it so you spend it into something that will make you more money.

Hahaha this is too hilarious

“Hey, I’ve gotta hand it to him. Hiring Delonte West to be the valet was a pretty cool touch”

“He never hired Delonte West”

“Dang it!”

Lol this is corny af

Lebron James had created his own good ol’ boys club.

Thats the most lebron thing hes ever do

Im a laker fan and defended lebron from some criticisms but this is is next level narcissism. I understand why a lot of people HATE lebron.

To me, this feels like a clear attempt to drive tourism to Akron. Maybe I’m being overly idealistic about his goals, but it seems odd that few if any people are mentioning that. Obviously he wants to cultivate a specific image as well, but this will be good for Akron if it actually becomes a destination for basketball fans and/or Bron fans.

Just a kid from Akron who charges other kids of Akron to see his success

$23 probably makes this the most expensive admission in the northeast Ohio area...

Anyone else find it ironic that he calls it a museum? A museum is an institution to display cultural significance.
How ironic that he has achieved such feats in the NBA as a black man, yet he finds the nerve to charge his predominantly black neighborhood, a $ 23 entrance fee?

Unless it comes with Tacos no way that is worth it.

Seriously, i will never appreciate lebron outside thr court. He is borderline narcissist with this kind of shit.

This is LeBron telling you he would suck his own Dick if he could.

And the price tells you he can't stop thinking about MJ.

Nah the glazing is crazy lmfao

Holy smokes this is quite possibly the MOST insane display of “pat myself on the back” kind of energy I have ever seen

Wow

That’s quite expensive considering you can spend 3 days in the Louvre for $25

LeCantMakeThisShitUp ☠️

Even for LeBron, this is cringe lol

Funniest part is people seem to be really upset about it in the comments

fk that is a lot of money to check out a lame museum. unless it's for charity, i aint giving out no $23 to fawn over some photos and memorabilia, not even for Lincoln ffs

Well it better have wax figures and a room for each of Spo, Bosh, Wade, Kyrie and AD up in that bitch…hahaha, what a fuckin’ chump.

Some days Lebron grows on me a little and I think he's alright. Then some days I'm reminded he's actually a real life Saturday Morning cartoon character.

The GOAT narcissist. Wtf is this lol

The GOAT (narcissist)

Maybe he will be dedicated to DEI and not charge inner city black kids for admission.

I hope a lot of people are hearing the sound of glass shattering in their heads right now.

Such a bitch.

He could’ve easily made them $6 greedy bastard

Lol

The Lebron James of museums

Yikes