This will be a game

Panthers vs. Bears.

The Ultimate tank bowl

AKA: Two re%ards fighting the game

Everyone in here is a sicko with nothing better to do including me.

Whoever watches this game must have a sick mind

Not even Brian Burns is going to be in tonight. YIKES

Did we lose yet?

Idk about you losers but I fucking love a good shit bowl and tonight is gonna deliver

spoiler: in two hours time, people will be posting about how this game is more fun/better "than it had any right to be"

i am a genius and a hero, never doubt me

Al Michaels Glasgow Coma Score over/under 12 for this one.

I am so incredibly ready

Man I shouldn’t be watching this, but this will probably be one of the last times ever that the Panthers are on primetime.

Panthers win 17-10

A stoppable force meets a moveable object.

I don't want to watch this shit...

... I'm going to watch this shit

I said Bryce is gonna be a bust in the twitch chat and got a 10 minute time out.

PrimeVideo mods are soft as baby shit.

Someone give me a bet to make so this game will be watchable.

Excited to see some former Jags tonight!

sees that Shenault, Chark, and Henderson are all out with injury

Oh

I am ready for the Toilet Bowl 2023.

Will this game be worse than Prime’s stream quality?

DJ is gonna drop 300 yds 4 TDs isn't he?

GOTY calling it now.

Holy god what a god awful matchup.

I’m gonna watch this game

Like actually sit down and watch it from start to finish

Like actually open up the prime tv app or whatever and pay attention. Not just like have it on in the background while I play video games or something

Actually watch it

I’ll let you guys know how it went

I put $25 on the Bears -6.5

AMA

Imagine this game ends up being a really good game, the one that reinvigorates Al Michaels

What brain dead morons decided to not only make this a prime time matchup, but didn’t even bother to fucking flex?

Oh right! AI 🤪

Can y’all believe the nfl loves the troops? Need to me.

I think this game will be a shitfest but end in a surprisingly fun viewing way

Why does Whitworth always wear the Tyrone Biggums outfit?

Just checking in now… anything important in the game I missed so far?

As bad as TNF games usually are this has the makings of an all-time stinker. This will be the game that changes everything. NFL will do better to come up with better match ups going forward, all thanks to this game.

If the Panthers lose, they hit the penultimate of rock bottom. They didn’t just lose to mediocre teams, but the next worst team, who also happens to owns their future. Nothing to look forward to with a loss.

I kinda want to see what true despair looks like, cause I’m fucked in the head, and misery deserves company.

This game/both teams are so shitty that the pregame is hyping up stroud and talking to Jason Kelce about almost winning sexiest man alive lol

If you want to take in as much suckage as possible tonight be sure to also tune into Oilers (2-8) vs Sharks (1-10)

Who has jiu jitsu been more life changing for Gisele of Tua

Fuck I love Gary Sinise. I saw the Lt. Dan at my base years ago and they put on a killer show.

Well I'm already depressed so let's see where we go next

Year of the tank, baby.

If you're watching this game and you don't have a Panthers or a Bears flair.. just admit you have a problem.

would nfl centers be better at being nba centers or vice versa?

Blessing the Green green grass of soldier field is the epitome of awful. in honour of the name tonight will not be dissimilar to that of trench warfare. Slow, Painful, Pointless and brutal to watch. Yet we must watch, as it shall only fuel Panther hate fires as the Bears are predestined to win, even if they lose. Either outcome strengthens their Caleb Crapshoot. While Carolina continues on being a miserable franchise with 0 hope.

Cant you smell it? It's that time of year :)

TANK BOWL

You are officially entering a Certified Sickos game thread. Good luck and good night.

Gary Sinise, one of the most stand up celebrities ever.

Hawks on one screen, Bears'll be on the other. Only thing that could make tonight better is a bottle of Malört.

As a pr stunt, they gave a vet tickets to watch the two worst teams in the NFL..

For the next PR stunt, they'll beat the shit out of a kid with cancer.

Jk of course this game will be a banger.

Convince me this is worth watching over the new Invincible episode

Remember when Mike Singletary took his pants off at halftime as a coach to show how embarrassing them losing felt? lmaooo

DJ Moore revenge came incoming

Jason Kelce will be an AMAZING analyst when he finally becomes available.

Bidding War incoming.

Gotta be honest…. I’m kinda digging those bears jerseys