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Tyson Bagent gives me Sunshine from Remember the Titans vibes. I could imagine Sunshine walking the length of the field on his hands.

Why would anyone join the Army? Its the Marines where you get the best crayons.

If you or a loved one were subject to the Panthers Bears TNF game you may be entitled to financial compensation

Just a reminder that the Broncos have 2 prime time games over the next two weeks.

Who can eat ziti for lunch and not take a nap directly afterwards lol

Do we really want Bezos delivering our drugs now?

I'm watching this terrible game because it's football, and in the dog days of March I know I'll be wishing for even a game like this.

in all seriousness bryce needs confidence why not throw in like a well designed screen then a short crosser and a comeback and boom 3 straight easy completions...stop drawing everything up so far downfield

Chicago does have a great skyline, so they got that going for them

Games like this is what you get when NFL mandates every team has a TNF match-up.....32 teams in 16 weeks.....looks fair on paper, it does not look good in reality.

That pass was Mahomes like, Bagent is officially the second coming of Mahomes confirmed.

That’s funny, every time I see Mike singletary I think of the story of him pulling his pants down to motivate the niners

Kirk is enamored by singletary’s eyes

How did this Panthers team beat CJ Stroud's Texans?

I thought a first overall pick would be a lot more first overall picky than this. That Dave Tepper is full of shit man

DJ moore anticipated getting tackled right off the throw and lost YAC because of it.

That's how bad this offense is.

Feel bad for Bryce. Feel bad for Panthers fans. It's Tepper above all things.

I think it's time for Amazon and the NFL to just steer into the skid. Rotate the Bears and Panthers for TNF every week. Whatever team that plays the worst the week before has to wear the proverbial dunce cap and come roll in the mud. Zach Wilson come on down

I don't expect Bryce Young to look like Joe Burrow this early in his career but for a #1 overall pick you traded a lot to get a think it would be nice if he ever looked good at any point in time

These teams both absolutely STINK

Why am I watching every second of this

You know, I could be playing Alan Wake 2. Instead I’m watching this disaster.

Why?

How many fucking endorsements does Deion have?

This is like watching the HOF game 🥱

ALRIGHT I PREHEATED THE OVEN TO 350. BUT HOW LONG DO I COOK THE BAKED ZITI FOR? I WANT IT TO BE FUCKING ZITI TIME, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG TO COOK IT FOR. I CAN'T LET IT COOL DOWN IF I MAKE OVERBAKED ZITI. FUCKING HELL WHITWORTH.

really thinking of moving to chicago it is so gorgeous

Miles Sanders

This game deserves a safety come on

This isn't even the good type of bad football game, where there are at least stupid interceptions and hilarious fumbles and frustrated players fighting each other. This is just boring bad football.

Bryce, Tune, Devito,and Bagent are probably bottom 4 QBs (not in order). Not good company for Bryce

As soon as they brought in a Kelce I shut it off.

Lovie Smith winning in Week 18 to spite his owner sure is having continuing massive repercussions

These two teams competing for #1 pick lmao

Commanders should have had an all-time great defensive line but squandered it

Why am I still watching this game?

Lmao how do you choose this dwarf over Stroud.

Field goal incoming from bears

unironically it would be fun to have a former NFL punter or something doing interviews, I'm sure there's a lot of detail that goes into the punts and their preparation behind the scenes that we don't know about

same about long snappers

Nobody is open downfield nobody is open downfield nobody is open downfield nobody is open downfield nobody is open downfield nobody is open downfield

Either Bryce young is oblivious to pressure or the panthers OL is blind

Bryce young doing a great Zach wilson impression

Bryce doesn’t even look like he cares out there

Bryce Young is just not good. Like at all.

I know Pat McAfee is enjoying this game at least

Lol anyone still watching this game is definitely Down with the Sickness (myself included)

This is the offense Frank Reich designed, supervised, installed, and put on the field. They have no fire, no speed, no clever tricks, no effort and they're rapidly losing their will to live.

Yes, there are a lot of deficiencies on the roster. But 9 is not a bad enough quarterback, and the perimeter are not bad enough players, to explain this. This is Frank Reich's show and he seems incapable of fixing it.

Fire Frank Reich. We'll try again next year.

How is the Panther offense this anemic??

HOW ARE THE BEARS LOSING. CAROLINA ONLY HAS 93 YARDS ON OFFENSE.

Relegate both of these teams so we don’t have to watch them again, please.

Move the pocket. Naked bootleg. Cut the field in half.