this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon isn't very original. Anon rewrote an old tweet into green text format

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying this is fake?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon probably just found himself in a similar situation. No one goes on 4chan to lie

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

No one goes on the Internet and just lies.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't think so. Pretty sure 4 Chan translates to 4 truth

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That sounds right to me. They have a good track record with honesty

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

If it's a left twix or a right twix

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

They mean Cour

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well her right hand is holding the wrapper, so it's not hard

[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know what that has to do with anything? It doesn't matter which hand she holds the wrapper in, when he can 'correctly determine if it was the left or right Twix' he took a bite of.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Also, surely they wouldn’t be feeding anon out of the wrapper! What if he is peeking through/under/… the blondfol?