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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 19 hours ago

It sounds quiet ridiculous, but I also had some flights that were so short (~50 min) that it almost took more time to seat everybody. Anyway, I would love to read those safety reports. Not only is sitting better on impact, but also cramping more people in the same machine, means more people (which trend to not comprehend the idea of leaving their luggage behind) share the exit routes.

[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This looks like a pain in the balls in case of turbulence

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago

Some would probably enjoy some turbulence in their ass.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There's an idea. Flights that people can make standing, should be banned, except when there is a body of water between the destination.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Airlines: "You're not gonna believe what clouds are made of..."

[–] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I declare clouds are not a body of water, merely a spirit of water.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 19 hours ago

Almost mist that joke

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

passengers hanging outside not before 2030

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 20 points 21 hours ago
[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

If people actually pay for this it’s on them

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[–] tatann@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Honestly, I'm pretty tall and if it gives more room for my legs, I'd like to have the option

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Finally more leg room... But now your head bumps against the ceiling and you need to have your head tilted for the entire flight

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Same answer as above

Most people can't stand outside of the aisle because this area is meant to be seated (so they put storage space above the head). If the area outside the aisle is meant to be stood (not sure of my english), and they don't remove the storage above the head, people are in their right to luigi those decision makers.

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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why do you assume there will be leg room?

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago

This. The who point is to cram more seats than they are currently able

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Presumably standing seats means standing up? Hopefully not squatting seats.

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I've always imagined it would be like the seats on a stand-up rollercoaster, which are admittedly pretty comfortable; but if they don't allow you to adjust the height, it could be hell for both short and tall people

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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Next step - put bicycle seats, reducent material for backs. Then add bicycle pedals for engines, to reduce fuel usage. None said anything about actually reducing ticket price by that, high prices stays forever.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

None said anything about actually reducing ticket price by that, high prices stays forever.

Standard ticket if you generate at least 1KW, otherwise the price goes up if you generate less, with a fine for less then 50W generated during the flight

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So I guess no putting your head between your knees in the event of a crash then, huh?

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

You need to pass yoga test to afford this seat

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Can I just sit on the floor like on a train in Poland?

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