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#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.
But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.
69!
After 9 you can just buy all the others or the process described
I choose 5 and 9. I really have no interest in any of the others.
2, 5, and 9 for me
5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
5/9/7
Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them to do it monthly to support the greater good.
5,6
I need a buzzfeed quiz to determine this
Easy: 3x Pill No. 9 please.
One for me (depends on what "a Lot of Money" means), and the other two i will use to either: a) give to Close Friends and/or Family B) a complete Stranger from the streets C) keep in storage for my Offspring when they are in a Pinch of losing the family wealth that i built
No one says you gonna take the pills you Pick. Certainly that way you could also Take 2x No. 1 for your worst enemies (or CEOs)
I only want 5 and 9.
The only one I could use would be 5.
If I had to pick 4, 5, 9 and donate the money.
After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
1 kills you because you need some fat to live
Dang it!!! Ahhhhh! I can't store fat-soluble nutrients anymore! Ahhhhhhh
2-5-9 are the only ones that make sense. Unless you're like, currently obese.
Stop shopping? How will that benefit you, does that mean you're locked out of getting new stuff forever? I don't care if I'm 5cm taller, 6 seems like some kind of fucked up curse because it could limit your emotional spectrum.
Fame can kind of suck, and I don't have any ex lovers...
1.8.9.
5-6-9
6 has unintended consequences. Always happy? At a funeral for a loved one? No thanks, I want to feel their passing properly.
I’d be fine with just 2. Possibly not good for the heart, pancreas, or liver though.
I'll take the 6th, 3 times, intravenous