Friendica
GNUSocial / Mastodon
Vernissage
Wordpress / Writefreely / Pixelfed
Loops
Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it's more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)

If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !

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[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Aww piefed is not on it.

But great job!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 141 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"Judgmental asshole who hates the world" and "French" are a bit redundant

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle

[–] return_void@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oui ça s'appelle l'humour mdr

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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hey, I'll let you know that I'm a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don't hate the world, only the parts that aren't french

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

La chocolatine n'existe pas, ducon.

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[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 78 points 1 week ago

Who's this person who doesn't know what social to join, but knows them all by the logos?

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Are you saying Lemmy users aren't opinionated pricks? That's not true, fuck you.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

SOURCE??!

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[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I'm not opinionated, I'm just biased.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Lemmy account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other Lemmings,
Spreading incorrect information,
Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Lemmy?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Lemmy PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on ^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Lemmy is privilege, not a right.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot the most frequently asked question:

Can you downvote this comment more than once?

No.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I will continue to downvote until morale improves.

Wait.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

^(?:(?:feddit.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh.itjust.works|programming.dev|lemm.ee|sopuli.xyz|jlai.lu|lemmy.blahaj.zone|lemmy.dbzer0.com|aussie.zone|beehaw.org|lemmy.sdf.org|slrpnk.net))$

Shout out to my favourite lemmy instance, shmitjust🎃works. Real cool people.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(with the lemmy.world logo because it's more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Not to brag, but my lemmy instance logo/mascot is a cute capybara

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

I thought the nose was the eyes for a second.

Its cute though.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remake with the names on the graphic.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Demand it with more authority.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You are all too afraid to admit you don't know half of these logos even with the name list.

I am not.

The hell is a vernissage?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a Vernissage: https://vernissage.photos/

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That did a surprisingly incomplete job of answering the question, if I'm being honest.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

It's a photo sharing site using ActivityPub for the federation, but it's not Pixelfed.

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[–] Isa@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

Only one thing: Why should somebody who's over 60, but otherwise would answer any single other question with "no", not be allowed to stay off of social media as well?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, you're going to have to use Friendica, it's the law.

[–] Isa@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Damn! 😭

[–] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Additionally, why does age have anything to do with any of these questions? This feels like it was made by someone who doesn't have much experience with other humans and is unaware of the massive variety of opinions and attitudes among all age groups.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a direct copy from this graph, with just the logos replaced for federated/semi-federated services: https://feddit.org/post/13181365

Where Facebook is meant for the over 60 crowd, instead of Friendica, and TwitterX and Threads for the opinionated assholes instead of Mastodon, etc.

There the categories make a bit more sense.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't the entirety of Lemmy super opinionated?

[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Yes, I put lemmy.world because the logo looks cooler

[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Extremely, sometimes rabid.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I would like to shove misskey and peertube somewhere in there.

Are you Japanese {–––>|yes} misskey

idk what for peertube.

(I think this graph misses the point of OG joke as it was making fun of the userbase of the software)

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[–] unicornBro@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

I think most people on Mastodon are over 30

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

According to this I should join GNUSocial.

But that sounds like a site for opinionated pricks who can't keep their mouths shut.

No thanks.

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Over 60?! Can we please classify Friendica as over 50? I feel old enough as it is.

[–] contrite4518@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Frenchz are so fucked up they need their own media

[–] noodlejetski@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

I don't think Loops counts, it's not federated yet.

[–] Snoopy@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Well thank for this usefull guide. So we are judgementale asshole. I guess you haven't tried !forumlibre@jlai.lu or animal community 😔

And what about PieFed ? :)

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

lol, the "j l'ai lu" domain is pretty funny

[–] confuser@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Unironiclaly I would love to see a useful version of a flowchart like this, it would be so easy to share something like this around to people in order to try out the fediverse compared to everything else.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Il y a beaucoup de français ici.

But I'm not French.

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