this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[โ€“] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago

I'm reminded of this old Catwoman PS2 game clip.
Anyway, they're not entirely wrong. I doubt I'll live to even 84, so I have passed halfway through life and my whole body hurts when I sleep longer than 7 hours.
So I resonate with the "I know I will die soon" line.

[โ€“] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

Me, over 50 ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is this, the medieval times?

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[โ€“] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

These are... Not inaccurate.

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

I feel exposed

[โ€“] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

[โ€“] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.

[โ€“] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean yeah that seems accurate to me

[โ€“] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well... they're not THAT far off.

[โ€“] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

CoTL followers be like

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Iโ€™m in this picture. My hair went grey and I have a quad injury.

[โ€“] DrVanNostrand@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I concur doctor..

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