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The Patriots might as well have placed a bunch of traffic cones out there and saved some cap space with how bad their OL is

Yes announcers, let’s be picky about where his knee was down. That 4 yards will make a big difference.

Different QB same results Bill. Brady is gone bro.... You're a below average coach now.

Panthers are at least regular pathetic and don't try gimmicky shit with the game on the line.

The Patriots deserve all the heat the Broncos got last year

Gotta love seeing pats fans crying about not getting flags thrown in their favor

Jones is ass don’t get me wrong, but there isn’t shit open really. That’s pretty rough against our secondary.

There are so many better ways I could spend my morning than this game… going for a walk, writing, visiting my mom… yet here I am. Wasting my precious life away watching two teams play in a game I won’t remember in 10 days

Even I can’t believe we got that sack. He just like, knocked his ankle and it was game over.

Robert Kraft looks like he’s on google trying to figure out how to strand Mac and Bill here if they lose.

German national anthem is pretty fire

Jones is a stud

Poor Bill will have to coach 5 more seasons just to get those 29 wins to break the record.

Did Stevenson fuck Bill’s ex or something? They barely use him

Mac Jones takes so many sacks where he just collapses like a toddler running into the leg of their parent

Don’t worry, it’s not like a 4 point deficit in the first is too much for Mac to overcome!

Wait…… fuck…..

Just 2 drives in 1 quarter

Getting like 6-8 yards per carry on the drive...

3rd and 2? Pass the ball.

- Belichick

It’s no good. This team is no good. What’s new

NATO NATO NATO...

... wait....

Hell yeah, should be 32 NATO allies soon.

I can’t take German seriously

Minshew is baked

That SSgt enlisted at 32 bro, wild

This OL is utter garbage

Sacked Jones

Sac Jones

LMFAO Colts please win this game

Mac Jones laughing rn

Mac Jones looks like the kind of German that Hitler would’ve loved

National anthems not hitting so hard these days

This is America, speak Eng-- oh wait.

Does the German flag have like a water stain on it

Over/under on announcers mentioning Bernhard Raiman is from Austria?

People complaining anthems are weird, none of the people in the stadium seem against it.

German anthem is pretty

This game is going to have a final score of like 22 - 18 but I'm gonna enjoy it all the same!

German national anthem not a banger

WTF?! Why are these Germans applauding after their national anthem was played before a sporting event??? Don't they know that makes them nationalist freaks??!!?

Where’s David hasselhoff?

i'm reminding myself of how boring July is for sports to watch this game

who else is ready for that German specific word that describes Mac Jones’ forthcoming 5TD 600 yard game?

Kraft is channeling Costanza with that coat

Gardner Minshew is truly the most American person that we as a country could’ve sent over there today

Haha Mac Jones

JT and Moss should be involved in well over half the plays.

I wished my coach knew to just hand the ball to your stud RB

The pre-season hype around the AFC East this year reminds me of the hype around the AFC West last season. Only difference is we don’t have Mahomes in our division

I just now realized Peyton only played pro football for horse teams 😂 he was a one mascot kinda player.

I can't believe these are professional football players. I think they should be working the snack bar.