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[–] chriskwi02@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A sequel episode to Team America in the animation style of the show.

[–] noah_mac_smack@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Trans woke mass hysteria

[–] Dawn-Chi@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cartman becomes a Drag queen to make a million dollars! Brags about how easy it is to dress up as a dumb chick, Lip sync and people just give him money. He go’s on Ru Paul’s Drag race and is in the finals then Republicans ban drag

[–] OnlyWindmills@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Saving this for when it happens because it's brilliant. Drag Cartman would totally slay and then be all pissy that he can't win due to the ban

[–] Ken2k31@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

An episode where Randy gets hunted down by the Sinaloan Cartels after he perverted the drug trade. It would also be a good way to end Tegridy Farms.

[–] Kazman07@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Is Matt and Trey fishing for episodes?

Anyways: Another Good Times With Weapons episode but with more people and different characters.

[–] h00psz004@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Something that involves Kenny's brother. He's been shown more than a couple years, yet we know almost nothing about him

[–] Edward2704@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Butters and Cartman switch parents

[–] TheMostKriticle@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Cartman getting lost in a Costco and then going feral and then he eventually takes over the Costco.

[–] DukeOfJokes@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Carman's mom gets a new boyfriend/ fiance thats even more Cartman than Cartman when it comes to punishment and disciplining his new son.

At first Cartman is excited about having a dad finally until he realises what having a stern father figure is actually like. While his mom usually lets her son get away with everything, she become more infatuated with him for being a "wonderful father figure" everytime he does something horrible and abusive to cartman.

example: Cartman is caught being racist to Tolkien so the new boyfriend forces him to pull weeds from his mother's' garden while wiping him with his belt in slave owner like fashion while telling him his new name is "Junior"

Kyle uses this as blackmail over cartman, threatening to tell on him to the new boyfriend anytime he makes a jewish joke.

He eventually teams up with kenny and butters, the only people in South Park who take sympathy on him being they also have abusive fathers in an attempt get back at their parent's

In the end they all get grounded, while cartman moms new boyfriend leaves her after catching her cheating on him because she's a crack whore.

[–] Senior_Bookkeeper@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago
[–] leigh1911@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Something about either chef pip or miss Crabtree having a call back to them

[–] Shinobipizza@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I just want to write a superhero episode where Mysterion fights PC Principle like Batman vs. Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. They'd both get good hits on each other, but PC Principle breaks Mysterion's back. Kenny is in so much pain in the hospital, that he tries to kill himself to reincarnat to help the other heroes/boys. But because the boys and the doctors don't know Kenny is immortal, they keep saving him even though he's in constant pain and can't walk.

It's just a funny part of a plot that I had for another superhero episode. Not sure what the main plot would be.

[–] leryly@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Another black Friday episode

[–] InterestingRelative4@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Title: "Virtual Havoc"

INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - DAY

The kids are gathered in the school's computer lab, excitedly discussing the latest virtual reality game.

STAN Dude, have you tried 'VirtualVortex 9000'? It's supposed to be insane!

CARTMAN Insane? I bet I'll dominate that stupid game.

The boys put on their VR headsets and enter the virtual world.

CUT TO:

INT. VIRTUALVORTEX 9000 - DAY

The boys find themselves in a pixelated wonderland. Everything seems normal until they encounter a character resembling TOWELIE.

TOWELIE 2.0 (through digital static) Hey, wanna get high... in the game?

The boys exchange puzzled glances.

CUT TO:

INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - COMPUTER LAB - LATER

The kids are hooked on the virtual world, spending more time in the game than in reality.

KYLE Guys, we can't keep neglecting real life for this game.

CARTMAN (realizing) But in the game, I'm a wizard, and I have unlimited Cheesy Poofs!

STAN We need to break free from this virtual addiction!

CUT TO:

INT. VIRTUALVORTEX 9000 - VIRTUAL TOWN - DAY

The boys embark on a quest to find the legendary "Unplug Stone" that will break the virtual spell.

They encounter challenges, including a giant internet troll and a boss fight against a monstrous social media influencer.

CUT TO:

INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - COMPUTER LAB - LATER

The boys finally discover the Unplug Stone and return to reality.

KYLE We can't let technology control our lives. We need a balance.

CARTMAN (grumbling) Fine, as long as I can keep my wizard powers.

They leave the computer lab with a valuable lesson about the importance of balancing virtual and real-life experiences.

FADE OUT.

[–] Maleficent-Ear-2450@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Whatever I’d think of I know the Simpsons already did it

[–] DerpDerp3001@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I'd reccomend using the "but-therefore" format for outlining.

[–] Alarming_Smell_1460@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TRENT BOYETT COMES BACK 5 YEARS LATER THE BOYS ARE NOW HIGHSCHOOLERS !!!! !

[–] No_Relief_6827@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

That'd be cool for a special

[–] After-Significance29@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Yooo that would be fucking epic

[–] Pixelgamer_80@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A real life episode. But like extremely bad made

[–] minecraftsearch@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A parody of the tv show survivor

[–] Beretta116@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

An episode where all the boys become gaming streamers on twitch and make their streaming multiverse. I would love it if Asmongold could be a guest star (will never happen, i just love Asmongold).

Edit: nvrmind. I remembered that it happened already. I wouldnt mind another one tho.

[–] possumbum@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

an episode where shelley gets her braces off & becomes 100x nicer bc turns out all that metal gear was making her grumpy all those years. blah blah blah insert more plot flesh it out blah blah all culminating in something going wrong where she either needs the braces put back on or gets her jaw wired shut, & she’s a bitch again

also as a taylor swift fan i think it’d be cool to get an episode centered around her in some way. i’ve always been curious the angle matt & trey would take with that. since she’s arguably more popular than she’s ever been right now, maybe they have one in the works

[–] eharper9@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Butters accidentally kills someone and he needs help hiding the body and just him dragging the body house to house trying to get someone to help him bury it and at the end he's caught by the police and local towns people and once it's revealed it was a prostitute that he killed they don't care that he did it. Except for his parents who ground him because he didn't come to his father who turns out has killed and buried many prostitutes.

[–] CT-5488@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Something to do with dinosaurs, despite then being in the 4th grade theres no mention of anything dinosaur related

[–] lex_not_luther@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

an episode where cartmans mom converts to Judaism, therefore making cartman a stupid jew, so he tries his best to ruin everything

[–] Slow_Explanation_02@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Kevin McCormick

[–] -LeGreco-@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Tweek sees his father's coffee shop declining, so he resorts to smuggling drugs to lace in their coffee, so people keep the shop open. Kenny gets a hold of this however, and tries to stop Tweek's immoral acts

[–] eirebrit@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

My idea is that basically King Joffrey is still at King's Landing, but there is a young blacksmith who wakes up one morning with a plan. And his weiner gently hangs down between his legs, soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight...

[–] ejoseph9120@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I want more appreciation for how amazing rdr2 is and have an episode just about that.

[–] ayatosakamakisimp@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Kyle and Tolkien are making tiktoks until they stumbled across Felix Cipher's page (felix cipher is a dude that claims to be H1tler's reincarnation,and has egg laying kink). Kyle is flabbergasted, and makes fun of Felix the entire episode. Idk how to finish it

[–] sparkle3364@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A episode where they learn about the existence of the South Park show. It would be really funny, especially if they met Mat and Trey. Also, Cartman would be cartmaning somehow, not sure what he’d be up to, but he’d be doing something.

[–] Stumaaaaaaaann@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I always thought it’d be funny if they made an episode where the kids come up with an original show idea and they get it produced but it’s actually just South Park and do some multiverse inclusion

[–] No_Relief_6827@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Making fun of the tiktok fangirls that want style, bendy, and marjorine

[–] VeNus_PeRiodt_sLay@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The episode on Scott Tenderwing against Cratmine again bc it would be much better and i am SO tired of Kley vs Certlmine.

[–] After-Significance29@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

An episode in which the South Park characters meet Holden Caulfield. I have a feeling Cartman would rip on him so hard.

[–] Jurtaani@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

You know how obsessive fans are called stans? Well, this concept pretty much writes itself at this point. So Stan becomes a big fan of something and Cartman starts calling him a stan. Stan is utterly confused why his name is suddenly used in such a negative way. This would then ultimately lead to Stan becoming the Stan from the Eminem song, where he grows a resentment for the person he's a fan of and sends them about angry letter. He also blames his parents for making him a stan by naming him Stan.

[–] Able-Association-976@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I want to see a clip show from the panderverse. Featuring all the worst things alternate universe Cartman has done.

Or an episode where they play superheroes, but it literally has alternate universe human kite, unchanged, as the main kite.,

[–] dyysxse@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

terrance and philip try take mr hankey to canada and make cartman to poop him out

kenny actually talks and kills cartman

mr derp getting his own cooking show derp

pinky and the brain trying to take over south park

[–] ZootMarimba@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Wife Swap but instead it’s Cartman and Butters swapping parents.