this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fellated by a machine like a cow being milked

lmao, sign me up.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Stops automaticly at 10 liters

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 10 points 1 month ago

Woman here with a penis and hands:

It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.

Hope this helps.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.

If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Absolutely.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You know the trope that guys will stick their dick in anything, just to see how it feels?

This machine was designed for that and it's still probably the last thing I'd want to stick any limb into.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine being the person whose job it is to clean this thing afterward. "Capitalist innovation" my ass.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 month ago

Even better, this is Chinese communist capitalism!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Drdoom2027@kbin.earth 1 points 3 weeks ago

No way...but just in case. I got tickets.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wat

You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don't have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few

Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe once AGI is released and decides to retire the human race.

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So there's this Rick and Morty episode (s05e04)

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago

That came out ages after this became a thing.

[–] kaeurenne@lemmy.kadaikupi.space 1 points 1 month ago

My sperm is sacred. Therefore, I am not a sperm factory.