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Well, he could beat up all the CEOs and politicians...
Didn't Luigi have something to say about that?
Youre gonna want Captain Planet
The Authority actually tackled that.
Isn't the fortress full of advanced tech? Gotta be something there to help.
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Bitch could literally turn back time
How many rounds around earth til un-inventing plastic?
1 turn = 1 day
Completely artificial plastic was invented in 1907 - 118 years ago.
1 year = 365 days
118 years x 365 days = 43,070 days
So 43,071 rounds should do it, and then just clonk Leo Baekeland over the head or something.
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Superman has super humor sense, so he'd laugh it away as a really convoluted joke
That's why Superman is usually more proud of his work as Clark than as Superman.
Isn't superman pro free will
He will protect against threats but if you fuck it up your mostly on your own
Does superman think humanity chose capitalism? If Superman landed in 1600s Europe, would he think humanity chose feudalism and help put down peasant uprisings? 1700s Haiti, would he help stop slaves from stealing or enacting violence against the French?
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Yeah, sorry guys, but these sorts of things aren't really Superman's department.
Uh... You could... Hmm... You could try asking Mr. Terrific.
Bullshit. Superman can totally stop global warming by simply pushing Earth further away from the sun. Similar to how he sent the whole planet back in time by just turning it backwards.
And I guess he could just beat the fuck outta the ceos of every major corporation, too. It worked against Lex Luthor.
D:
W-why The fuck would you want that!? He'd literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that'll bring! And it wouldn't even solve the pollution problem!
Superman isn't supposed to mess with time either. That is the type of shit that gives Lex Luthor's arguments against someone like Superman a point!
W-why The fuck wouid you want that!? He'd literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that'll bring! And it wouldn't even solve the pollution problem!
The extra day in a week means every weekend is a 3-day weekend. 😌
Very optimistic that it wouldn't instead be a 6th work day.
I think I remember he once built a giant shield from asteroids to block the sun during a large solar flare. That would be an easier way to cool the earth.
Also, the earth reversing direction was not what caused time to reverse. Time reversing is what caused the earth to reverse direction (just a movie visual clue).