South Park

"What's a Butters?"

My favorite underrated quote:

"NO. Goths are cynical, emos are nihilists!" "Wait I thought we were nihilists?" "What? Whatever it doesn't matter." "See look you're nihilist" "Oh damn you're right."

Sah 🤣

Stu-dent A-tho-letes

T IS FOR TIME TO LEAVE, CASH CHUCKER! - Garrison is always the best and the worst.

Mom, if you were on the cover of a Geman schißè video, you'd tell me right?

.... sure hun....

1. “If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.” –Cartman
2. “No, that’s wrong, Cartman. But don’t worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.” –Mr. Garrison
3. "Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars" -Cartman

I've got two and they're both from Butters:

• Grandma? I did it, Grandma. I finally stood up for myself. I got real mean and I beat the shnot outta Dr. Oz. I can't lie, it felt kind of good. At first. But since then all I have is just... a kind of dark, empty feeling. Then I realized... that's how you must feel. All the time. Poor old Grandma. You know, I-I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you. 'Night Grandma.
• Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you got a girl and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's got to sit there and listen to all her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges.

Now, I'm not a proponent for elder abuse and I don't pay for kisses, but both of these lines get me every time. Butters is much more insightful than he seems at face value, and I love him for it.

“Oh yea I’m a monkey!! Give this monkey what she wants!! 💀💀

I love Cartman’s slave owner voice impression.

Haha, classic South Park! So true how we've let corporations exploit people. Moral teflon indeed.

Kyle "Either it's all okay or none of it is"

Chef: A prostitute is someone who would love you no matter who you are, or what you look like. It's true children!

Garrison: “Nothin gets my vag wet like a black man singing”

Principal Victoria: “Mr garrison Jesus Christ”

“Hey Wendy,” “Yeah?” “Stan says you’re a cunt…a cunt-Stan says you’re a cunt-“

Just going to get a little bit of cancer Stan

Not a quote persay, but always thought it was clever how manteqilla (from the last meheecan) is the spanish word for butter.

You have some mighty strong lookin workahs here sah! I’d be willin to offer yah forty for two-a the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks!

"Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?"

"Well, OBVIOUSLY, I just think it's wrong to make fun of anybodies physical appearance. My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me!"

"Uh-huh, and Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?"

Randy: Im not chugging beer... i am sampling a flight of gluten free German largers, with a French wine pairing, its called a smorgasvein and its elegantly cultural.. plomp!

“Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! “