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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I was once on a farm, laughing at something, and a horsefly came up and bit me on the tongue.

I had no idea why it happened, still don't, but it was one of the worst things that had ever happened to me at that point in my life.

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[–] Ruminare@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago

Bee as in "billionaire."

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I saw this Black Mirror episode...

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiieeee...

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And now? Who is gering the money?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

The Bees are happy!

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
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