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"First, my wife Brittany got them for me, so I'm not throwin' y'all down, but I have to wear 'em, ya know," Mahomes, 28, told the brothers of his former high-school sweetheart, 28.

"At the same time, I threw 'em on that first season [and] we had a pretty good season that season," he explained of how it all started back in 2017.

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[–] TabletopMarvel@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Y'all we need to steal those magic undies.

[–] Do_it_for_the_upvote@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To make Mahomes worse, to make us better, or for... other purposes?

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[–] whatever12347@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Somehow Jordan Love's gonna end up in those tighty whities, I just know it.

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[–] jand999@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This motherfucker is gonna be wearing 18 year old underwear in 10 years?

[–] Lendro_Furioso@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

When it’s all said and done it’s going to be a bit weird to walk in the the Pro Football Hall of Fame and see a guys underpants suspended in a glass case, but I guess that’s greatness.

[–] RealPropRandy@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Has it gone atomic yet?

[–] Anarion89@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of this commercial

[–] CrackerBearyl@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Those could sell for trillions

[–] TheKrakIan@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The insurance commercial makes so much sense now.

[–] Shady_Penguin_33@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Alright someone has gotta steal them for the good of the whole league

[–] bootyhunter69420@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Let me sniff them

[–] 1TootskiPlz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I think less of him now.

[–] farnsw0rth@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“First, my wife Brittany got them for me, so I'm not throwin' y'all down, but I have to wear 'em, ya know," Mahomes, 28, told the brothers of his former high-school sweetheart, 28.

Can someone parse this sentence for me? Did Mahomes date a sister of the mannings? Is he currently married to a sister of the mannings? Like I legit don’t understand what this means

[–] Leiatte@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I had the same reaction as you, I was like Mahomes dated a Manning? Finally figured out they were saying he’s just talking about his regular unrelated to the Mannings wife Brittany

[–] Dast_Kook@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gretzky's pre-game meal is still more impressive to me than wearing the same chonies.

The Great One used to have 4 hot dogs with onions, pizza, cake and two diet cokes before every game he played in the NHL. Sometimes, he would eat chocolate bars between periods as well for a little pick me up.

[–] greenie16@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

This elevates him over Brady in the GOAT of GOATs debate btw

[–] LilKaySigs@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

How much for a sniff

[–] BrandoCalrissian1995@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Peak off season r/nfl... wait what? We're mid season?

[–] Jealous_Foot8613@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This isn’t actually that bad , if they’re worn once a week for 19 ish weeks every year , I’m sure we all have a rotation of boxers we ware and regularly wash

[–] Swift-Fire@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That brings it more into perspective tbh. If it's only 19-23 days a year then that's not bad whatsoever

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[–] joeyo1423@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That underwear has guided him to two rings. At this point it would be irresponsible to not wear them.

[–] keifferh@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

It's a thong

[–] IdiotCow@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So the Patrick Mahomes authentic game worn underwear I bought was a fake?

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[–] jizzajam@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You gotta take them off every now and then... You gotta take them off son!

[–] minipooper420@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

i mean it’s one pair of underwear a week. that he also washes every week. not really that crazy when you think about it. it’s not like he wears the same pair everyday for practice without washing them as well.

[–] KULawHawk@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Somewhere an unemployed McDaniels has been tasked by Bill to break into the Chief's facility to steal them

[–] TexansFo4@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

lucky undies

[–] DapperCam@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Somebody needs to steal these underwear to stop his reign of terror.

[–] gatsby365@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Nic Cage voice

I’m gonna steal the ~~Declaration of Independence~~ worst pair of underpants in the NFL

[–] AC_deucey@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Black and white stripes, ohhh yeaaaahhhh

: slow nods :

[–] KnotSoSalty@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

There goes his Haines sponsorship here comes Tide.

[–] acewavelink@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He has worn them 89 times so far (if he only wears them during game days). Not the most insane thing ever.

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[–] james_randolph@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I just want to hear the story on the time they had to fly the underwear cross country overnight because it wasn’t packed for the road trip haha

[–] godofmyownreligion@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The underwear: https://www.victoriassecret.com/us/pink/panties-catalog/5000007666

I’m surprised it comes in a 5 pack. Mahomes is such a man of the people

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[–] whobroughtmehere@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Read this quote in froggy voice

[–] Jabroni-Goroshi@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Mr. Boxer Crust

[–] Extra_Napkins@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I got a player that has never washed his jockstrap because he thinks flies are lucky!

[–] BabaBrody@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Can't wait for the 30 For 30 on the fan that tries to steal Mahomes magic underwear right before the Super Bowl.

[–] Crombus_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lol I like how they called her his "former" high school sweetheart, like she's not his current sweetheart.

[–] boomosaur@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

There's an underarmor crossover waiting to happen.

[–] SagalaUso@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He's lying......he doesn't wash them.

[–] babypho@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

That underwear has been to 3 sbs and won 2. Crazy successful. Wonder if Mahomes gonna try to return them to costco when he retires.

[–] jfrodriguez1983@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

AFC coaches plotting to steal Mahomes underwear.

[–] Jack_Bogul@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

he needs to auction that off for charity

[–] Neat_On_The_Rocks@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Explains why he’s so slippery

[–] BigPoleFoles52@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Infamous morman patrick mahomes

[–] CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

You couldn’t ever get this type of info outta me

[–] ITBizOwner2023@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I think he washes them in Cris Collinsworth's mouth...or at least that's where they're kept 6 days of the week.

[–] Nathann4288@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

His underwear are actually Depends

[–] Rotaryknight@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I really hope it's spandex underwear or something of the like

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