Is this a slow news day or what?
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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See, this is the real investigative sports journalism we need more of.
Hard to argue with the results.
Imagine how good Mahomes would be if he had fresh underwear
Better get them laminated bc we don't want the source of his power to fade.
Oh no....
What if he shit in them before? Just wash the shit out? Doesn't getting hit in the stomach impact your bowels?
Stone Cold, Ice T, and Matt Ryan are calling Patrick Mahomes right now.
They're either made of titanium or his balls are swinging loose through the holes every game at this point.
Who gives a fuck?
people talking like this crazy but who doesnt wear their most comfy undies after theyve been freshly cleaned and idk about most but I do laundry once a week. So wearing the same pair once a week for even years (if theyre decent quality) seems normal and hes only doing it 17 weeks out of the year.
what
January of every year, I buy a new pack of Undies, Socks, and Undershirts. The cleanest of the socks get 1 more washing and then I'll use those in the kitchen to sop up larger liquid messes (so I don't have to waste copious paper towels on them), the rest (and undies) get pitched.
Y'all are out here, really savin' underwear for years? Ick.
This dude is the biggest goober.
"I Wash 'Em"
Oh, well that must be why he's a Super Bowl winning quarterback and I'm not
Pat it’s not the underwear
I can’t make my underwear last more than year, how is this dude making it last through years of football games?
Jazz bath too?
How valuable did that pair of underwear just become?
Ew.
We know his weakness y’all, just gotta find and destroy those kangaroo undies
They are also loaded with pine tar, which is ILLEGAL in the nfl.
Do you wash em, or is it the equipment manager. And if it is the equipment manager, what are the chances he doesnt wash em like your practice jersey that inconveniently made a little girl pass out.
TMI, Patrick! Great if that superstition works for you, but nobody else needs to know😆👍
Someone punch this guy in the face
now we need a wacky movie about a Broncos fan trying to steal the magic underwear and end the curse
And they’ll probably be on display in Canton someday.