NFL

William Trevor Lawrence is a terrible name

I had no idea dak’s real name was rayne dakota

Flint Minshew is somehow actually even more of an Epic Florida man name. 100% carries a knife with him wherever he goes and will show you even if you don’t ask.

Dakota Rayne lmao

Part of me likes the idea, if/when we waive/trade Daniel Jones, of him just pulling off his face like a rubber mask to reveal himself as Jerry’s son.

I’m surprised Zach Wilson being like a quarter Hawaiian hasn’t turned into a overused fun fact by the media

What do you mean by “other” names? Are these just middle names?

Say what you want about Derek Dallas Carr, but his name is 1000000...0000x better than his brother's, David Duke Carr

It took me a whole five extra seconds to remember that Geno is Geno’s first name

Kelly Ridder has a great onlyfans.

Save it for the offseason

Flint Minchew rules

Kapono is his Soaking name