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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Elizabeth for girls.

Elizabeth, Eliza, Beth, Lizbeth, Liz, Lizzie, Lizard, Lisbian, Lisan Al Gaib, the options are endless.

[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Proud of you!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Beth can be tricky because it can also be short for Bethany.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 65 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I have Jimothy written on my boiler suit.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] warrenson@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

Username checks out

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jimothy sounds like one of those English sounding names that Chinese people like to give themselves. Like Samanfar

Wait wtf, the video I'm referencing is almost old enough to vote? God damn it I'm old.

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What a delightful video :D
Samanfar took me a minute. I also approve of Smacker.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Jimothy on special occasions

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jame Gumb the only one I ever heard of

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Was she a great big fat person?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Is that your king / baron name?

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My grandfather was a James. He went by Pete.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Same with Robert.

Do you remain Robert?

Become boring Bob?

Rob with one b or Robb with two?

If you're feeling whimsical, is it Robby or Robbie?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget Bobby, Boberino, and the unsung classic Bert.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And if you're transitioning, you should probably avoid picking the name Margot

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Funny enough, Margot is part of a family of names that's even bigger than James and Robert.

Margot, Marjorie, Marge, Greta, Rita, Megan, Maggie, Gretchen, Maisie, Molly, Peggy... The uniting feature is that all of these names are considered variants of "Margaret," and this isn't even a comprehensive list.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Margherita and Margarita are my fav. Both delicious.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 2 points 2 days ago

Oh wow, that's something! I didn't see most of these coming!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I had a friend with one brother named Bob and another Rob. Neither was named Robert.

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

i would go with the quaint yet dignified "Jimb"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I like the cut of your…Jimb.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

jimb can cause a chuckle in business meetings.

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[–] BingoBongoBang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you, Gaylord 🤣

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I knew a Jimbo. Best friend for like half a decade. Dude def lived up to his name. Hope he's doing well.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How about Jimbo, but with the "J" pronounced like an "H", as in Spanish.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Only if you also pronounce the i as you would in Spanish, Heembo

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I'd go with Hi-May...

And spell it just like that.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

William has it better. Will, Willy, Willis, Willie, Buddy, Bud, Bill, Billy, and Liam. Willa, Wilhemenia, Wilma, and Billie for the ladies.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

James seems like the least nerdy of the names that have common nicknames. Richard is another one that's not nerdy.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Jimbo Jorker?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

That's virtual insanity!

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

Jamie Fookin Lannister

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Knew a guy named James Jones. He went by Bob. For reasons.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

that's a good reason to go by Jamie. Jamie Jones sounds nice.

[–] SeaDawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard" (Jimmy Recard from Drapht) is looping in my head now...

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dunno. Greg sounds more nerdy than James.

[–] LunaChocken@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Greg

Gregtech. - a highly sophisticated automation heavy mod for Minecraft

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Actually, James is short for Jean Names

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In the UK at least, 'Jay' is also commonly used for James. Not a bad choice. In addition, James Bond would like word about 'Nerdy' !

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Jam the man

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

The formal variant is Jame-o

[–] anomoly_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Okay, how about you're Jimmer, you're Jimmy, and you're Jim Bob. So you all get to be some version of Jim and we don't got to be in, fuckin... Cats.

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