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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

isn’t this taking a piss on boomer humor tho?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poe's law: any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from sincerity.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Were they serious to begin with?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fine line between mirroring and holding up the mirror. This feels more like the former.

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a parody of the original boomer version

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I get that, but this parody just replicates the original humor.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you know what a parody is

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's one a dem red birds that yells cuss words if ya say em too much round it right?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No, that's a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Yes, I simply don't think this one is particularly good.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

The original had a sheep instead of Garfield

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

feels like it.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Comedian: My wife won't fuck me on command.

Boomers: Funniest shit ever.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Wdym the comic says the wife is 100% up for it and garfield is the one with the headache

It does occasionally work.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Except it's actually funny

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

If you say so

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 51 points 1 week ago

"The fucking garfield" is literal in this sense.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's funny because it's in Bill Burr's voice.

i got gilbert gottfried

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahahahaa, wife bad, get it?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

I can speak some Boomer. I get this!

[–] JohneryCreatives@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

In the end everyone loses

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago