Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
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I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
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Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.
Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight
Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon
“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”
Pack the bowl and fire it up.
Turn the TV on.
Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.
TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
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As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music
See DJ Heather and silicon soul live.
Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.
Listen to my mixtape, duh.
Open tv’s teletext page 245 (now 235) to see latest NHL results from last night.
1995 I would just be getting home from night shift.
Go back to sleep!
Pee lol