this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

How do I order tiddy dog

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was either tits or there'd two wieners in that bun

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Hey, I'm not one to pass judgement, besides it's probably also closer to IRL sausages

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

Looks like Alvin's into it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 6 months ago

If there's a gathering solely comprised of lady hotdogs, would it still be referred to as a sausage party? 🤔

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Gonna just rawdog that bitch.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

I mean, I would be surprised if hot dogs didn't have ANY titty meat in them.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

tastes the same to me. i’m game.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hot Dog Guy approves.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 6 months ago
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Best of both worlds.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ooooh this is political correctness or smth gone too far yadda yadda

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of a trip to Asia... I don't want to talk about it...

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Thanks. Just imagine if someone had dropped their phone on the train.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Everyone would look and it would be quite the awkward situation