NFL

Jalen Hurts

Vonnie B'VSean Miller

George Kittle. I’ve gotten very close to buying all the things he does commercials for and mark out hard for him when he makes it on WWE

Luke Keuchly. Just on a scale of going back and watching stuff and thinking “how the fuck did he do that?”

KJ Hamler. Are you ok bro?

I've a big ol crush on Nick Chubb and have no shame in admitting it.

I've never been attracted to younger men, but I'd a whole cougar for Joe Burrow.

The way this sub posts about Watson, he should be the most popular answer.

C.J. Stroud. So proud I wanna cry…

Not as much this year, but Seahawks fans with Russell Wilson last year.

Nick Chubb. I was in an actual funk for 5 full days after his season ending injury. And it's not just because he's so good and plays for my team. He's just such a good guy, I find myself worrying about the well being of a grown man who is way more financially independent than I'll ever be.

Tom Brady is like a father to me even tho Ive never met him

Jared Goff. Such a stud. Have you seen his girlfriend? NFL Walter Payton of the year finalist. He does a lot in the Detroit community. He has one of the best NFL story arcs. He’s the coolest NFL QB.

I hope Tony romo doesn’t have too much chronic pain :(

Ryan Tannehill, I want to make sure he never plays another snap for the Titans again, I hope his recovery goes well and he has a happy life with his family every day but I wish I could talk him out of trying to come back every day

Taysom hill

Kaepernick.

Always and forever. Made me a football and a Niners fan. I literally thought watching him that’s what all QBs are supposed to do, run all over people and score 70 yards TDs.

So electric, so charismatic. So brave.

Jay Cutler. Don’t know why but god damn I love that dude.

My heart was in my throat the other night when Damar Hamilton subbed in. You know when your pits just push out one large droplet of sweat that you feel run down the ribs. Yeah it was like that.

George kittle in the sun of my life. If I’m being entirely honestly, rationally speaking, I know Kelce is the better TE… but if Kittle catches a TD or makes a big play, I start yelling “WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT’S BOYFRIEND HUH?”

As someone who became fan on the 2012 SB run, he’s probably my favorite player ever (next to Patrick Willis)

Benny Friedman, "the Great from '28". I keep double checking to make sure he's dead.

Travis Kelce Tyler Lockett - Watched him play since college

Aaron Jones. One of the most genuinely good dudes to play the sport.

Carson Wentz, I really wanted him to be great 😔

Also Burrow but it’s becoming Yoshi if he gets more field time…

i wouldn't say i'm obsessed, but ever since i heard out taylor heinke's story and that he grew up really close to where i'm from, i've been a big fan no matter what team he was on. when he came to the falcons i was pretty stoked. sucks to see him kinda blow it last game, i hope he gets another chance. seems like a standup guy, i'd love have a beer with.

Well I’m a hater, so I’m utterly OBSESSED with any talented or popular player, specifically when they don’t play perfectly,

Harrison Smith is hot

Jared Goff, man helped save the Rams and is still the coolest mother fucker ever.

I love ceedee lambs smile/teeth. Wouldn't call it an obsession maybe a bit weird.

John Matthew Stafford

Josh Dobbs

Mr Belligerent Comedy

I have an unhealthy Vikings obsession in general. Want to move to Minnesota from Indiana just to be close to my people. It was 19- Sir Adam Thielen. Always and forever I will be obsessed with Danielle Hunter and his swoll as arms. SKOL

My buddy is obsessed with Brock Purdy. Thinks he is the next Tom Brady. He is a 49ers fan, but all he talks about is Purdy. His stats, his pecks, the college he went too. Him topless in the locker room. All things Purdy. I meme him every time they lose. Sent him a Tent Dilfer meme holding the Lombardi when they lost the NFC championship last year. He is a decent system qb with a great core around him, including the best running back in the league, and a great defense. But nope 1 man vs them all. He is obsessed.

Brian Hoyer. When he got his chance to start for the Browns and the announcers said that being the Browns starting quarterback was his childhood dream, I’ve been enchanted. He just keeps popping up everywhere.

The last few weeks - Josh Dobbs.

Gabe Davis

Drew Brees. He gave the city of New Orleans hope again!

Kyle Pitts. I want someone to believe in me the way irrationally believe in Kyle Pitts.

Pat Ricard. Man i want to watch that guy eat a slice of pie.

Shorts man

So many liars.

Watson is definitely the answer for most of you.

Cam Taylor Britt

I stan Justin Jefferson like he’s taylor swift and I’m a millennial white woman

Stroud

Evan Engram

I love his comeback, I love how much he loves Jacksonville, and I will never forget that he carried a grown NFL sized man (and the jags first playoff shot since 2017) on his back from inside the hash marks to the sideline to stop the clock so we could win a crucial game last season.

The Chubb cousins. When they hit their stride, there’s nothing like watching a fully engorged Chubb do his thing.