NFL

It's not weird to know that the code to your favorite football player's house is 0514!!!

Andrew Van Ginkle… I’m a sucker for long blonde hair.

Hurts is a great QB, an even better dude, and unbelievably attractive 😅

Are you basically just asking what NFL players are you attracted to?

…Swiftie here…

But also Goff. Dude is helping turn us into winners, supports the community, embraced his new situation instead of checking out, and by all means comes across as a chill, funny, awesome leader.

I’m genuinely proud to have him as QB1.

Anyone that can throw an awesome deep ball, so Allen and Burrow

Amon Ra St. Brown

None,

Mac Jones 🥺

#77 Quinn Meinerz

Dude's almost always making a nasty block and was actually our highest graded offensive player against the Bills. My favorite fact about him: before the draft he wanted to do whatever he could to increase his chances (having gone to a small school) so he built a machine to help him practice snapping the ball as a center. Also he used massive tree logs instead of practice dummies.

Baker Mayfield is my boy, i will follow his career in any team and i will root for him!

Brian Dawkins jalen hurts Brandon graham

I think about whether Joe Flacco is elite at least once a month for the last 11 years.

the slim reaper devonta smith

I've been nothing but impressed with Dobbs this season, and I am on that hype train for him to have an explosive QB career.

Bears QB

David Njoku.

"I feel Nothing."

well, Njoku... I do feel something.

Nick Foles. No I will not elaborate

Tua

Jalen Hurts. With all of the adversity he’s overcome since his college days at Alabama, and how much he’s improved as a player every year, and just how he carries himself on and off the field. He’s easily my favorite player on the Eagles right now, and maybe my favorite QB to ever play for us already. I can’t wait to see how he continues to grow as a player.

I’m not obsessed with him or anything but I think of Racey McMath way more than I should

The GEQBUS, Sam Darnold, aka r/the_darnold

Jaylen Warren

Chandler Jones insanity arc. But my real unhealthy obsession is with Jimmy Butler of the nba

Jimmy. And you know why.

CJ Stroud. We only just met but I know he's the one for me.

Hmmm I'm having trouble thinking of an answer to this one...

Right after delivering Gardner Minshew, the doctor turned to his parents and said: “Congratulations, it’s a man”

Not current, but I think Danny Amendola is the coolest fucking dude. I honestly Day dream about going out for a drink with him and Julian Edelman (they’re best friend IRL) and catching a workout or something.

I only buy Madden every few years, but every time I start a franchise I trade for Marvin Jones Jr. and make him the league's leading receiver.

I'll probably quit buying Madden altogether when he retires.

Mike Evans. Got to watch him play while I was at A&M and was an absolute beast with Manziel.

Tannehill gets a small special mention since I got to see him play as a WR around the same time as well. Good memories.

Gonna be sad when these 2 are out of the league.

Nick Chubb.

Justin Tucker 100000000000000%

Cam. It’s always been Cam.

Chad Pennington.

Not an injury thing, but inexplicably, watching Daniel Jones suck at playing quarterback is my personal Super Bowl and I'm building a lil dynasty over here. Obviously on hold right now, hurry back so you can lose some more, sweet prince.

Kupp and Puka for obvious reasons

Being a Giants fan, there’s not been a lot to like recently. Except for Dexter Lawrence. Love u Dexy

Regrettably, Zach Wilson. I saw him getting hit piece'd last year and I thought surely he can turn it around after a year or two of learning from Aaron (and that it would be funny that Aaron was better at teaching a Jets QB than the Packers QB).

Not great, Jim.

Philip Rivers. I defend and go to bat for that man like he’s my family

Matt Stafford honestly

I just want good things for him

Not really obsessed but I have Pat Ricard the ravens fullback added in Pokémon Go which is kinda funny

Right now it's Keaton Mitchell.

Anyone remember that wide receiver on the cowboys Miles Austin or whatever? With those eyes…. Mhmmmmmm

I want to be Joe Burrow in real life. Just replace all my shit with his shit.

Brian Urlacher is probably the most successful athletes from my state (and college) and one of the most successful people in general. Was the reason I became a bears fan, but it sucks that he is a turf now. Khalil Mack is my alternate.

Kadarius toney. Feel free to ask me why

Derwin James. His mom has a juicy ass and I want to bury my face in it.

i would wear Josh Allen's skin

Antonio Brown. He's like the gift the keeps on giving.