NFL

Pyrrhus of TheBayus

Cowboys have that same juice right now. But not QB injury level but teams that face Dallas don’t win the next week. SF went on a 3 game losing streak

They lost 3 QBs last year, so they cursed 3 this year as revenge

So glad the 49ers stomped us

So basically if Josh Dobbs was a team, he'd be the 49ers. Every opportunity he's ever gotten from college on has been because of injuries. And then when he joins there are more injuries, immediately.

People were hating on Trevor, turns out he's just galaxy brain avoiding an injury. Checkmate losers.

There’s some voodoo magic involved here I’m sure of it

The curse of Brock's elbow

We're spreading the IR around

As my co-workers from the 80s once said: “Karma is a mutha.”

And they will lose their own Monday night

Interesting to note that once Deebo came back so did Purdy. The ability of Deebo to clear routes and get other people open is huge.

Give me the wins instead.

I legitimately double checked our schedule

Me staring at Jalen with a tear in my eye… just be back for the playoffs please

Great thing the Jaga decided to throw their game, huh?

It’s like the Jeff Fisher Rams all over again

The "fuck Dallas" curse

Beating the Niners is a real monkey paw curls sort of vibe this year.

The Purdy Mouth curse

Kenny still going... for now

But the Browns didn't even need their starting QB and beat them with their backup QB.

Some might say that the Vikings found their qb for the season

Drew Lock, get in there!

I'm certain Brandon Perna's curse wheel is responsible in some weird way.

The Shanahans send their regards…

Losing to the browns is wild.

We were the first team to win their next game after playing them in like half a season.

Fun fact: that’s still less qb’s than the 49ers had go down last year (so far)

Damn. I hope we don't play them this season

I dont feel as bad now for last week :) stay healthy Tlaw.

That's going to backfire in the playoffs. We got an astronaut.

Jags made damn sure that wouldn’t happen to them

Now watch the damn 49ers win the Super Bowl

Aaand now you cursed the 49ers. Gg Brock Purdy

Lol this is typical 9ers football... I expect this so that I'm not let down in week 12

The Shanahans send their regards

So you're telling me that Nancy Pelosi is to blame?

Don’t wear fuck Dallas shirts or everything you do and touch turns to shit. Sorry Joey B

Ravens going to lose our starting QB too with our OL trying to block their DL and LB. We have a turn style at tackle positions. I’m not looking forward to it.

Also they're the only ones immune to Perna's curse wheel. You know the only team that repeatedly beat Perna's curse wheel last year? The Super Bowl winning KC Chiefs.

That monkey's paw is a cruel bitch

Let it be known to all teams that face us: don’t beat us or else…

Just remember the team that loses to kirk cousins in the regular season never wins the superbowl. Sorry niners fans, you were doomed from the start.