NFL

The 9ers are accidentally going to unleash drew lock onto the league

Guess Trevor is safe since we got are cheeks clapped.

Shanahan: "No more quarterbacks."

Isn't PJ Walker still healthy?

The 49ers always pay their debts.

/looks at up coming schedule

/shakes head

Yea…so you guys should all like…not win against us or be cursed.

Reverse curse. 49ers out here making sure no one has a QB in the playoffs this year.

checks schedule

Fuck.

Idc, we’re crushing them on Christmas

“Don't beat the 49ers”

I would also like to spread around this line of thinking.

Kyle Trask time 😈

The cowboys were just talking about some stupid curse too

Alright Eagles, time to make a business decision here in a couple weeks. Just let us win.

We'll go 10-7 and the only loss will be the Niners.

How many good QBs started those games?

49ers: “Beat us… at your own peril”

Let's see, their next opponent is looks it up Tampa Bay...

I see that game going either way, but I love Baker too much to see him get hurt

Cool we have nothing to worry about

With that logic, have the Bucs start Kyle trask and win the game, trask gets injured, then boom we keep baker for the season 🧑‍🍳🧁

They really said double the qb curse and pass it

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

whew, we really dodged the bullet there

Yeah, but when Geno beats them twice the curse will be cancelled out.

Why couldn’t this have started week one?

Chiefs checking schedule

"No San Francisco, thank God."

Beat us and you die. Your move, NFL.

Browns didn’t even have their QB when they beat the niners.

just dont beat the niners and your QB is safe.

NFL schedule difficulty is not about who you play but when you play them.

We have a mole-man shaman, each injured player his power grows, cursing other teams

Phew. Thank god we got blown off the field.

Purdy is fueled by blood

I will gladly see them in the nfc championship game, then raise a toast to super bowl mvp Hendon Hooker

If the Chiefs play the 49ers in the Super Bowl and win, I bet Patrick Mahomes doesn't play again until next season.

Whoa

Thank you for volunteering as tribute, Deshaun, Kirk, and Joey Glass.

Yo, what kind of voodoo is this shit?

Well that won't be a problem for my Rams

Guess yaall better not beat us for the rest od the season then

Brian O Neil, star tackle for the vikings, blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. One year later to the exact day, Kirk Cousins blew out his Achilles at Lambeau field. The next week our RB blew out his Achilles, our backup QB was knocked out cold, and our WR3 was knocked out cold. Brock Purdy was concussed against us this year, as was Derek Carr.

The carnage is infinite and it rhymes as well.

Bucs and Seahawks should be fine

You’re fucked Eagles

That’s why Dak survived, Mike McCarthy playing 7D Mahjong

Sorry Geno but this is business

Purdy revenge Voodoo from the NFC Champ game. Fuck.

So what you're saying is that teams shouldn't try to beat the 49ers.

I agree.

It’s like I always say, the Football Gods work in mysterious ways.

SEAHAWKS: write that down, write that down!!

furiously googling 49ers schedule hoping they play the chiefs this season