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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was that third thing?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why does it say both "his" butt and "my" own butt at the same time!?

Omg he must have invented inter-dimensional butt-smelling, the absolute divine dream!? :-P

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because they changed the quote from first person pronouns ("I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt") to third-person pronouns, but didn't change the last one. Also, they spelled "stupid" wrong.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Arguably, this way conveys the point moar effectively than it would have otherwise? :-P

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

A wizard did it.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Replace that "my" with "his" and I would totally wear this on a t-shirt

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

It also says that it is "studid"...

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

"and the word 'dog' with the word 'son'."

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I've been called 'ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly' but never 'ugly-ugly'

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

If only Stupid wasn’t misspelled

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yep. They called me "Kid Gorgeous."
Later on, it was "Kid Presentable."
Then "Kid Gruesome."
And finally, "Kid Moe."