I'm not so sure she is a real estate agent
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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Oh she's serving all right.
For real estate advice you can thrust
I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.
I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.
That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.
Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.
I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth
He went by Dick
True story
"Are you sure you don't want to go by 'Rich' or 'Richie' instead?"
"Yeah, I'm sure."
Pretty sure the fine lady is married.
Love is blind and sometimes you don't think things through.
DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...
Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)
DMV employee's reaction
spoiler
"So you were born Horney. Interesting."
