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There's the grift.
The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.
What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?
Wow. End of line man.
Game over man, game over!
A Bill Paxton reference is a good reference.
What the fuck guys, who wished for 'real life tony stark, lol' on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!
I wonder if they’ll make it operational on August 29th
It becomes operational August 4 and self-aware on the 29th.
Ah you’re right
People will no longer laugh at the term "military intelligence" for the obvious irony. Now, they'll say "remember when the military tried to use artificial intelligence? ha ha what a disaster"
Since this came right after a post from !theonion@sh.itjust.works on my feed i honestly thought it was the onion.
"We are gonna use MechaHitler for good we promise"
I do not welcome our robot overlords.
Ellen really wants to be a super villian.
Haven't people seen Johnny English 3 :P
Well that's fucking fantastic