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[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 week ago

OwO what's this? *notices your copy of Mein Kampf*

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

old/yes please/anywhere

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tapping toes under stalls in airport bathrooms.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I think you mean rolled back and forth seductively

[–] InternetRando@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not know what this means

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 points 6 days ago

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago

[–] InternetRando@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Took a google but got it now

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

thanks for making me feel old.

Actually, you made ME feel old. I never had to use thise apps.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It’s cool. They’re only 6 days old.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damm reminds me of my Omegle days

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just polishing my shoe...

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So… did ALL the hackers just become Nazis, or does the left have any tech firepower at all?

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe there are no hackers, just calculated leaks

[–] Donjamos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The left is Usually busy discussing wether Lenins or Marxs beard was more awesome...

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

Both were less impressive than the beard of Edward Teach.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

And then falling out over it anyway.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The left have been to busy trying to avoid surveillance to think about this.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

You get that hacking isn't magic right. In order to "hack it" the files actually have to be available on the public network. If they're just on an internal file system you would have to be on site to get access.

'Aight, go hack it, find the emails.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

Nothing brave about charging into a wall of spikes that might have nothing behind it

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We ALL know we’ve been sold out. What we want to know NOW is for how much.

How much were we worth…to YOU???

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

You know very well, it's a embarrassingly small amount. An amount so small it made Elon blush. Money has long been directly convertible into political power but politicians have been indigne for a while now. They are all, almost all, very cheap little removed (no shame to removed I love you, but politicians are very ick)

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paxton’s office, in an explanation of the common-law privacy exception on its website, mentions that “personal financial information” that doesn’t deal with government transactions “is generally highly intimate or embarrassing and must be withheld.”

Bribing you mean.

He was probably stupid enough to engage in quid pro quo corruption, which is one of the very few illegal forms of corruption in the US.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Without even knowing this, I knew "intimate and embarrassing" was referring to money.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Embarrassingly illegal.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

"The women in our lives are fucking other men, so let's fuck each other."

[–] MashiroTenshi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if it's more sad, and he wanted to see if a neuro chip and mechanical legs could make him walk again?

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Nah. More likely wanted a cyber dong with built in racial filtering. Dude is a piece of shit.

that sounds like something that will make people empathise with him, it'll definitely be good publicity.

so I doubt it's a relatable thing

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

almost guaranteed to be that

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh they talked about something they shouldn't have. Over email.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I assume they were trash-talking el presidente together, which could be political suicide for a Republican in Texas.

I think that's the least fun/horrible answer.

Aleshire added that due to a recent Texas Supreme Court ruling, there is effectively no way to enforce public records laws against Abbott and other top state officials. He called the decision an “ace card” for these politicians.

https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-governor-greg-abbott-elon-musk-emails-foia

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Master167@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago