Everyone should arbitrarily start boycotting Cheesecake Factory based on this. Eat less cake? OK. Let businesses start complaining. Every service cut should be met with additional consumer strikes.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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Oh, and what should we do with the macroparticles of lead that are so prevalent in our bodies?
Best way to prevent the accumulation of unwanted lead macroparticles is to take a lesson from Han Solo and shoot first.
I think he'd get along great with my old dentist. The guy gave me a bad crown, then when I complained about it, it was "eat less chocolate" and "you just need to floss more."
Let them eat something else
Well, there was a trend among anti-vaxxers to eat dirt and drink piss. So I guess that's covered!
Let them eat less cake!