I wish to all web developers who make a custom dropdown for dates in which you can't just type the god damn date in to use this style of date selection for everything.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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No, you must enter your birthdate using only this back arrow that is a pixel-width away from the forward arrow. It starts on today and can only step one day at a time. Also, the calendar has to reload every time you click a button. Oh... and I put a session time-out dialog behind the calendar dropdown. Please clear cache and delete cookies to try again.
Welcome to DECAY
Wait is thst before or after Member?
Should I worry when Novanuary is just around the corner?
You best member decemuary
Remember, remember, the 5th of Febrember
My favorite month, deculyuary, which comes right after septuneugust
I was born on Joctorch
Ah yes, the astrological symbol of cancaurus.
What month are you? Muney? Decay? Jay? Novanugust?
Muney sounds like a month Star Butterfly would be born on.
Tbh, despite the horrible UX I wouldn't even be mad if I saw the month dialog in the wild
In fact, depending on my mood, someone may have to figure out which month Deculyuary is.
I would be delighted if I saw something that whimsical and bad in the wild. It’s less asinine than a lot of other crap I do actually have to use that was designed by professionals.
Deculyuary sounds like a slightly more severe version of polydactyly
Bonus points for having the options not sorted 👍
It's too late, Jarch has broken containment
remember, remember,
remember Jember
Feeling down? Ask your doctor about Novoctopril today.
Ah yes, I was born in the month of Jay.
Mauary birthdays where u at 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Not the father" MFs when the test comes back
tfw no joctoy
Manpril sounds like an over-the-counter erectile dysfunction medicine that's got a list of side effects taller than the bottle it comes in.
One of those where you have to peel the label to read it, and it just goes on for like a foot.
Septoctougust
j octo ber
June and July deserve to share the same U too. In some languages it's only the N/L that changes between them.
Decoctoy sounds...lewd.
jemy