NFL

Browns Vs Lions Followed by Texans Vs Lions

Eagles vs Steelers, because fuck you that’s why

Broncos v Falcons

the steelers

Chargers vs Falcons because I want everyone to suffer

Texans vs Cheifs

Texans win

Why, I wanna see Stroud be the first rookie to win a SuperBowl cuz he's balling the fuck out

Seahawks Broncos rematch

The only obvious answer is Lions vs. Browns

Dolphins v Panthers

The Cleveland Browns vs The Detroit Lions. Ohio Vs Michigan. The battle of Lake Erie.

Same as every year. Ravens vikings. So much purple.

Ravens/Lions

49ers vs Dolphins.

49ers vs ravens cause harbaugh

It’s so wild to see almost all of these answers mention the Lions.

Lions and Dolphins would be fun

Gimme Browns / Lions. Absolutely biased, but one of these two fanbases deserves it.

Plus, it would be a fun game, I think.

Browns/Lions

Now that the Bengals are out (RIP Joey B's wrist), I really wanna see a Texans ring. CJ Has been balling out of his mind, even after this week where he proved himself to be actually human.

I would like to see my team in the Superbowl for the first time in my life. Playing the Jags cuz TLaw is cool

Based on recent games idk how good it would be but vikings v bills has always been my dream super bowl. One falls to 0-5 and the other finally breaks their curse

Dolphins - Seahawks

You're going to get Chiefs v. Whichever team is the least injured from the NFC and you're going to like it!

but in all seriousness and homerism aside...

Lions vs Dolphins would be pretty sick.

Jags Lions. Bring on Kitty Bowl

Lions obviously

In terms of opponent, I think a game between them and the Dolphins would be super entertaining. Ben Johnson and Mike McDaniel drawing up plays. Stud Rookie RB's in Gibbs and Achane. Playmakers everywhere on both teams. Two Qb's with a lot to prove.

Chiefs/Lions would be kind of cool too considering that would mean that the matchup that kicked off the NFL season would also finish it.

Ravens Vs Cowboys. Just to see how sick half this sub would be for two weeks.

Dolphins/Cowboys. Fins will definitely be the good guys there

Dolphins vs. Lions

Alternatively, Ravens vs. Cowboys because that was my preseason SB pick and I think it would be a really fun high scoring game that hopefully Dallas would lose.

Seahawks VS Chiefs or Dolphins

Eagles vs Ravens / Dolphins would be fun

Jags vs Bucs, if not that then Jags vs Lions.

The Seahawks and a really bad team.

Lions-Dolphins

Chiefs/Lions. Salty Runback

Lions-Bills.

America’s heartwarming lovable losers vying for that long-dreamt-of shot at immortal glory. Hollywood would cream itself.

Eagles vs whoever comes out of the afc

Bills Vikings, in a retirement match

I personally would love to see the Packers and another even worse team that the Packers can beat.

The Bucs and whatever scrub team the AFC wants us to beat.

Lions and Browns

I would love to see a Ravens vs Chiefs AFCCG and a Cowboys vs Eagles NFCCG, and I think any combination of these teams would make a very fun SB.

I find very very little enjoyment in other teams success so any superbowl that won’t have the Vikings will not get much from me

Bias Cowboys vs Ravens/Dolphins Unbiased Lions vs Browns

Absent my own team, I could root for the Lions. So Lions against anyone.

Preseason pick was Dallas/SF vs Miami. Still want to keep that. But I would not mind Dallas vs Cleveland/Baltimore.

Jaguars-Lions

Panthers vs Patriots then if the one’s not playing the best

Lions Jags would be a fun one

Dolphins-Lions

I don't think I've seen literally anyone mention the Vikings and it makes me sad.

Nobody likes us. Not even us. =(