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[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 66 points 5 days ago (5 children)

His feet are pointing the wrong way.

[–] moseschrute@piefed.social 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

His butt is pointing the wrong way

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

No no. What's wrong is his position.

You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.

Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.

Then they strap you down, so you can't move, and put the ballgag in.

And THEN you....why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???

Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing it's AI slop.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, you don't break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago

He's obviously very excited already.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

He's nervous.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Actually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed "Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]" into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn't draw it themselves.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 days ago

The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 days ago

god fucking damn it ur right

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago

not to brag but my first was at 20💪

(it was so awkward i hated it)

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

do not recommend any of the prep.

they put me out so I'm glad.

he did play "what's love got to do with it" when he turned on the gas.

..as a joke.

...right?!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The feet are also on backwards

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the ai draws boxes the way i do it

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

[–] randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago

All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I hope the doctor is cute

at least the nurse seems excited?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For real. They should be sedated.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo.....I wanna be sedated!

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Probably also doesn't like laying face down with the bed in cardiac chair position

Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

Damn, that's AT LEAST a 30€ set.

[–] redrevjose@lemmings.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I member my first..wish i didnt tho

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

No, knocking people out is the dangerous part. They probably figured you were expendable / billable.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Nah, my sister stayed awake, but she’s a doctor.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.