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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

So let's see her cock then!?

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

There are also 2 types of penis, not sure what they're called in English exactly but we call them blood penis or flesh penis. Blood penis is quite small unerect but can grow up to multiple times its size and also gets thicker when erected. The majority of men actually have this type of penis. The other type is the flesh penis, where the erect penis is almost the same size than the unerect one. It doesn't grow much when erect. Both types of course get hard when erect. Since I sometimes see those jokes about small penises in unerect state I assume that quite a few people don't know of these 2 types and their differences, and if you don't know this kind of important detail then a flesh penis might look more promising when you've only seen it unerect. But, of course, there can still be size differences between different ones. Independent of the type. Anyway, the main point is if you really want to compare penis sizes you always have to do it in erect state, otherwise it's completely meaningless.

[–] ReedReads@lemmy.zip 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In English they’re called “showers” or “growers”.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m a grower and it’s almost non-existent when flaccid but grows to 6”. I used to be so damn embarrassed of being flaccid, especially if I saw any other porn of flaccid penises that were larger. But then I realized that most women don’t care how it is on standby and I became much more comfortable with it.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Storage/peepee mode is not important during non storage or peepee related activities.

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Actually, I'd argue the soft size is also important, but smaller is actually better for storage...

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I’m calling it a blood penis and flesh penis from now on.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I'd love to know what language that translated out of.

[–] one_step_behind@quokk.au 9 points 4 days ago

In American English, we say "grower" vs "show-er". Grower being like blood penis and show-er for flesh penis.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They... they know about shrinkage, right?

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

so would you say you were short changed?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Who cares what it's like on standby?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

he's a grower not a shower

[–] groovyplane@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Not so scary anymore, huh, friend?"