FC Bayern Munich

You can't convince me that this isn't some social experiment to see how much mental torture we can take

No one should be throwing anyone under the bus. Gündoğan hasn't been some sort of God for the national team to be throwing names out like that. No team cohesion, defense and midfield is honestly straight dog shit, wingers too inconsistent. I'm not worried, Neuer's gonna whip them boys back to shape. He wouldn't stand for these types of performances

Well, my German friends. At least you won't have to watch anything like that again for about half a year

If it wasn't for Germany hosting the Euros, this team wouldn't even qualify for the Euros.

Kai Havertz has to be the first player in DFB history who started the game at LB and finished the game as a 9

I’m watching this and I honestly don’t have a clue what formation this is meant to be. It’s all over the place like a school team.

it really is unfair sabi, laimer and schlager is some midfield of all time, no one of them gives up on anything and then you have leon and gündo

The bad thing is, the German media now has an excuse for the bad performance and instead of Kimmich now can blame Sané.

Don't think Germany would have qualified , had they not been the hosts

No card for kicking up from the ground? pussy bitch

honestly, totally based from Sane, other guy is a clown

Irgendwie das schlimmste spiel in 10 jahren. Wie geht das überhaupt

Kimmich looks absolutely devastated. Almost his entire time at the NT has been one long nightmare.

i thought kimmich was the problem? who is it now??

On the bright side our U21s won against Poland today, and our U17s against the US

Almost none of the starters play in a 3 ATB with their clubs yet we still force this system on them.

Sane is wasted without the support of a fullback.

Fucking Rudi Völler has a higher football IQ than Flick and Nagelsmann combined.

Müller as striker is something neither he nor the fans deserve

Minute 53 and we get our first corner!

The depression i get watching these guys clearly happens to the players too. They look dead inside. Its a relief to score, not a celebration.

And if this depression "infects" me, it affects other players too. Füllkrug was such a breath of fresh air when he joined and now its the same for him too.

holy shit bring back flick..

Jesus christ. Imagine fucking up so bad Arnautovic has to calm you down

How can this ball to Laimer happen

thank god we're a Turniermannschaft, right guys?

Sané has looked pissed and frustrated since the Turkey match. This was brewing for a while.

At least he can't get injured now. I'll take it.

And a red card for Sané. Fuck this game and international game breaks.

What did I just saw

I think Leroy just needs a big hug from Harry, that's all

Oh no Leroy

Rüdiger just assuming someone is gonna pick up his man, while he steps forward to pressure the ball carrier while nobody actually picks up his man, just about sums up how uncoordinated they are.

gnabry with the 10 is something to be seen, what disgrace that guy is cant make a simple pass or first touch

nagelsmann better sub out half the team

Sané out at HT please.

this team really needs some muller magic

This might be the worst half of football I’ve seen Germany play. Ever.

thank god we are hosting the tournament, i am not sure this team would qualify

Maybe I should go watch Wales beat Turkey or the Netherlands bully Gibraltar instead

Sané is pissed af, not surprised

its time for a coach that has the balls to get rid of half these players, just straight up retire them

The remnants of Jogi ball just won’t go away. It has corrupted the way these guys play the game. Nobody wants to pass forward.

Watching these idiots, it feels like they pass to the next guy hoping he figures out the next phase of play. I’ve seen far “worse” teams play with better cohesion.

These guys suck.

imagine being Sané, getting dingers from Harry Kane last week to waiting for a decent ball while watching rudiger running around chasing opponents like they kidnapped his firstborn child for no reason

Müller on??

Should have been 3-0 by now

Sané you idiot

This entire institution needs to be gutted and revamped. Its an absolute disgrace that one of the greatest historical footballing nations sucks major balls. Develop focal points. Where are the strikers? How on earth is Fullkrug the best we can come up with? Everything just blows, top to bottom

Sane is absolutely pissed of course, but thats just stupid...

goodjob sane. finally he gets rest.

Oh good lord

We would find a way to lose to San Marino with this mentality

I thankfully missed it.

Did havertz play left back again?