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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 62 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Name one problem you can't solve with enough c4.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was going to say "too much C4" but, no, that could solve that too.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Mind blown... Everything else... Also blown up.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I think you can actually solve that one with enough C4 :p

[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds pretty tough, let's start with a dozen and work our way up.

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A dozen what of C4?

Kilotons?

Megatons?

Solar masses?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Morgana's dragon.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 42 points 11 months ago

"Is God real?"

"I dunno but I've killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one."

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 40 points 11 months ago

I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Someone expand this with more franchises...

Farscape: "Hi god, it's me, John. If you're out there, give me a sign!" Scorpius: "You're out of your mind John."

Dr. Who: (David Tennant) "It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" (Second frame) pouty face

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, lost it at pouty face.

Firefly: Book: "I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals." Mal: "Reavers might take issue with that philosophy."

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"You're welcome on my ship. God ain't."

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Classic Jack O'Neill (not to confuse with Jack O'Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).

[–] GCanuck@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

What show is the second row from?

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

What does God need for with C4?