Name one problem you can't solve with enough c4.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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I was going to say "too much C4" but, no, that could solve that too.
Mind blown... Everything else... Also blown up.
Not enough C4?
I think you can actually solve that one with enough C4 :p
Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?
Sounds pretty tough, let's start with a dozen and work our way up.
A dozen what of C4?
Kilotons?
Megatons?
Solar masses?
Yes
You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.
Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.
Morgana's dragon.
"Is God real?"
"I dunno but I've killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one."
I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.
Someone expand this with more franchises...
Farscape: "Hi god, it's me, John. If you're out there, give me a sign!" Scorpius: "You're out of your mind John."
Dr. Who: (David Tennant) "It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" (Second frame) pouty face
Okay, lost it at pouty face.
Firefly: Book: "I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals." Mal: "Reavers might take issue with that philosophy."
"You're welcome on my ship. God ain't."
He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!
Classic Jack O'Neill (not to confuse with Jack O'Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).
What show is the second row from?
What does God need for with C4?