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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Ok, so here's the theme for this one: you're in the 1890s and you've just seen your first lightbulb. All you know is it runs on electricity instead of oil, and that some fucking idiot caught some electricity in a jar during a lightning storm. Go!"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In 1890 they had telegraph lines between continents for about 40 years.

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 46 points 1 week ago

There are more pixels than the neurons in the writer's brain

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 week ago

Looking back when I was growing up I think the most nefarious thing about books like this is that printing gave a lot of implied legitimacy because it was expensive to print a book.

Speaks to how much money these people had to miseducate people.

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

My brother in America I have felt electricity and I can say exactly what it's like.

If you still don't believe though I will gladly share the secret of how to feel it for yourself. You need only bring a fork.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 38 points 1 week ago

This is the stupidest shit I have heard in my life. Ever seen fucking sparks? Ever had to deal with static electricity? What do they mean they don't know where electricity comes from? We have power plants and an entire grid to provide electricity. The ways to generate electricity is extremely well known and are common fucking knowledge... I mean I learned it as a kid from cartoons and video games.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Tide comes in tide goes out. Can't explain that.

[–] ano_ba_to@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This feels like a projection of their deity. Did they want to conflate the mystery of their god to the mystery of electricity? I guess I'm a theist now...

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The machine god is real. It's blood is charge

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next chapter needs to be: "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I swear I saw somewhere Texas schools gives out these books

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

When I went to a (private) Christian school our science book was called Undertstanding God's World and it was pretty wacky. I think I remember it saying dinosaurs and humans lived alongside each other. I also remember being taught plate tectonics was a lie?

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was enrolled in a Christian school for kindergarten through second grade.

I was suspended in first grade because I threw a tantrum over the teacher saying that dinosaur fossils were all fake and created to deceive people into believing evolution. According to her dinosaurs and humans coexisted before the flood, and scientists know this but carve rocks into bone shapes to fool people because atheists are evil.

Naturally, being a dinosaur obsessed little boy, I flat out rejected this hypothesis. My grandmother had taught me to read way above my level, and I read encyclopedia entrees on different dinosaurs before bed every night, often annoying the shit out of grandma because id ask for explanations of sentences from scientific articles as a 6 year old. So after calling the teacher a moron for the fifth time, I was sent home early. When my mother heard my side of the story, she went to the public school the next day and asked for an enrollment form.

Fuck Christian schools. Science is awesome and dinosaurs are cool.

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ISBN please— full title and author will help too

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Guess there are no Christian electricians then...

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[–] seejur@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now, i usually don't advocate for book burning, but this one is making a compelling case

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

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[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This appears to be stupid, and it is, but it's mostly evil. Teaching children to accept absurdities and distrust evidence to make them easier to control.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, from someone who studied electrical theory in a 'normal' university, the author isn't completely off base in that we know what electricity is but not why electricity is.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

to be fair, we don't know why anything is, but that's something for philosophy so ponder, not science where you seek answers

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Tide comes in and tide goes out. You can't explain that.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (22 children)

When was this written? Also, it's not entirely untrue to say that we know what electromagnetic force does, but not what causes it. They say it's a 'fundamental force', which is basically way of saying we can't further reduce it to explain in terms of other stuff. We don't know what any of the fundamental forces (electromagnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces) really are - we can only describe their effects on the world with maths ('what they do')

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[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are they dense?? Electricity comes from the power outlet. Everyone knows that

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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I somehow have the feeling that this is simply ragebait... if not, well... can someone please take away the printing press from those people? Please?

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reads like a Look Around You narration

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And with the dismantling of the US Department of education, things are going to get a lot, lot worse.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Index Tome 5

Meanwhile banned Books in Schools (Dangerous stuff)

I'm understanding more and more how a stupid pedo_asshole can be voted as president by so much people.

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[–] lemjukes@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

This just in, no one has ever seen lightning, and if you say you have, we’ll have to burn you at the stake to protect the children.

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is for real? How is it even legal?

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