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Billionaires are like technically a minority. My heart goes out to him 🥺
This ain't it Jim.
From The 🌰 onion
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Incoming "Most oppressed runner up" banner reveal.
lol I watched this last night and was wondering when this was going to make its way to the sub
Orrrrrr
“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!”
Yes, who among us can forget the time a billionaire got put in a rear naked chokehold for selling cigarettes. Truly an oppressed people
What an arrogant asshole.
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There is no way this isn't an onion article
Is there a go fund me
Reminds me of my Trump loving cousins. When he first got indicted, they were complaining about how there were "two different justice systems" and that Trump was getting mistreated by the courts/prosecutors. It took every bit of my energy not to laugh at that.
Another reminder why we need a significant estate tax on billionaires…
Hopefully this is the end of colts fans trying to defend this dirt bag. This clearly shows what type of person he is and its who we all thought he was. Better not hear a damn word talking about all he does for the community or whatever the hell excuses get thrown out. FOH
Thank you Mr. Irsay for being the clear villain. I hate when you have to feel bad for the bad guy. Or when there’s a schism on if he IS bad. But not you Mr. irsay. You walked right into the Villain stereotype store and said “Why yes; I’ll take that exact outfit on the mannequin in the shop window. And I’ll be wearing it out.”
Wow I hate the colts now
I mean, has there ever been a group treated more unfairly in the US than rich white billionaires?
We have reach peaked victimhood
Does he know the B in BLM dosnt stand for Billionaires
LOL Dan Snyder owned the police and sent them after a frigging park ranger just because the park ranger said Danny boy couldn't cut down some trees that were part of a national historic park.
Robert Kraft literally was recorded committing a crime and they didn't show it in court because it would "negatively affect how he would be viewed."
Money talks, and paying off judges and cops is real, sadly.
I love Jim Irsay
He's like your insane uncle with way too much money but he's got cool guitars. He's into returning killer whales from captivity back to the ocean and has a freaky encyclopedic knowledge about football, guitars, music, pop culture and that hooker totally died of a cocaine overdose in his mansion that one time
Crazy uncle Jim is fun
His mistress also OD'd on him being a white billionaire
Yeah it wasn’t the cocaine or anything
Listen, I’m a contrarian by nature, but this is absolutely fucking stupid. I generally enjoy Irsay’s antics, and I’m not shocked by the idea of a power tripping cop, but come on dude.
how many dead women again at your residence and no charges tell me again about this bullshit coming out your pie hole!
He's not white though, he's Jewish
I just can't even right now.
This dude is such a dildo lol
I'm sorry what
Poor guy.
Hot take: Peyton Manning would have won multiple Super Bowls with the Colts if he had a better owner.
Are we sure Jim is sober?
Ok then let's take his billions away then so it doesn't happen
He was pilled out of his mind for the interview in the stadium or whatever. Been around enough vicodin/oxy abusers to tell that slurred-ass speech and blank stare anywhere. That's why he was "normal" in the house interview.
Between him and "Cancelled" Ballard the Colts FO certainly is something
Well.
Coked up pill head owner says dumb thing, again. Shocked.
Then how come you’re the only one who seems to get arrested?
I'm sorry what
Just when you think Irsay couldn’t be any more of a pathetic fucking joke.
WTF? LOL
Was hilarious in the interview when he kept doubling down that he was not at fault at all, the whole segment took a turn then. But the funniest part was when Peyton manning was showing the camera the constant stream of 10 minute nonsensical blabbering voice memos irsay sends to him with a look of “I know, he’s so annoying”
I think of it this way:
If you’re a white billionaire, you really have to unequivocally fuck up so badly that it can’t be covered up in any way shape or form.
Sorry Jim
I thought this was an Onion headline.
Ah yes, billionaires. The Forgotten Minority.
He was driving a Toyota Highlander when arrested... Don't think the cop was expecting a billionaire behind the wheel
This obviously sounds ridiculous, but jealousy is a motherfucker and if you don't think the underpaid rookie cops working the 3am shift would make an example or take out their frustrations on the super rich guy that they wouldn't do to another guy that's similar to them in age/status, then I don't even know what to say.
As a Baltimore area native, Bob Irsay was even more insufferable his son.