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My Wife Hates Basketball (alien.top)
submitted 11 months ago by u-s-u-r-p@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space
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But today she woke up and told me she had a dream.

Wife: I had a dream I had to kiss someone else and they were NOT a good kisser

Me: okay

Wife: I think it was Jokic

Me: ?????

Can anyone help me understand this dream? Should I be concerned??

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[–] XXX--WRLD@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

She going hard for the mvp this year

[–] Cold_Carpenter_1798@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I’m sure several people in this sub have had a similar dream

[–] Babylawyer42069@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Cleverly disguised “I have sex” thread

[–] introvertedguy13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your wife is subconsciously attracted to fat guys who can hit a laundry basket without looking.

[–] u-s-u-r-p@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Might not be subconscious 😅

[–] Gmpunkx@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What this means is. She's trying to understand why you love basketball so much, and why she doesnt and is trying hard to be a sport for you. The kiss shows affection, meaning don't look at it like "oh my God she kissed another man" Dreams are weird at times but the kiss is a give away. It was her emotional bond towards you and your love of the game

[–] thefloodplains@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God, Stanley, that's freaking brilliant. Did you learn that on the streets?

[–] Historical-Message14@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The ghetto in fact.

[–] ColdCocking@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I was going to say divorce her when she said she doesn't like basketball.

But I can't think of a bigger green flag than your wife wanting to make love with Jokic.

[–] Mictor_Grossenstein@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Yea she disrespected you. Tell her an actress or model you had a dream about and watch the reaction.

[–] spikeyoazz@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

better file for divorce asap

[–] shiny0ivpchkarp@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

NOT a good kisser

she's lying to protect your feelings.

[–] NaLu_LuNa_FairyPiece@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I feel ya. My girlfriend has a super Hard on for Dirk. And since people say I look and sound like him(I even went as him for Halloween once) she told me the original crush she had on me was because of the resemblance lol

[–] Guiltra_@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hell no, you're on the wrong sub buddy

[–] power_surfer@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

MVP! MVP! MVP!

[–] Substantial-Match126@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

would you rather having her kissed lebron?

[–] santimo87@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Im sure she said that to make you feel not that bad, but dream Jokic kissed her like no one kissed her before.

[–] Inevitable-Plenty438@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I'm p sure jokic is a millionaire with a giant wang so yes, be concerned