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Every year, I have to explain to my mother the difference between a Quarterback and a Cornerback.

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[–] Key-Tip-7521@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When the Cowboys play the Commies this year or any year on Thanksgiving, the family boomer still calls them the R name.

But for me, there are two; 1. the Lions have a winning record at Thanksgiving, and 2. Tim Boyle is the starting QB for the Jets.

[–] aottoa2@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Forsaken_Rub_2128@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

No no the other R word

[–] Table_Coaster@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i have conservative family members i see on Thanksgiving who are still offended by NFL players kneeling, like 6 years after the fact

[–] Farmerdrew@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

For me its relatives that complain about not just kneeling, but kneeling during the national anthem. They sit there yelling at the tv saying how disrespectful it is for them to be kneeling.

Yes, you read that right. They sit during the anthem and complain.

[–] QCWiggins@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My cousin told me players should just play through a concussion since their brains are already cooked

[–] Equitaurus@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Damn, what’s it like to have Roger Goodell as a cousin?

[–] chadwick_dean@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’ll say the #1 ranked college team could beat the worst NFL team, then go on a lengthy explanation as to why.

[–] Ilikepancakes87@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Here’s a better debate: Let’s say you think the 2001 Miami Hurricanes are the best college football team ever. How many NFL players would you need to add to that roster (and at which positions) before they could reasonably beat the 0-16 Lions or the 0-16 Browns?

[–] Rapidceltic@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

The least productive work day here in canada

[–] happyb33r@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

They don’t watch football

[–] Quirky-Lawyer-3409@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"Fucking Stafford will never win shit!" My uncle, a Lions fan, LAST YEAR, after Goff took a sack.

I didn't even respond because I didn't feel like explaining everything wrong with him.

[–] reno2mahesendejo@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

My mom saying she was a Cowboys fan because of how tight Troy Aikmans ass was in those pants.

[–] Tunatron_Prime@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Turkey is an inferior bird and it should stay away from dinner tables