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[–] Turniermannschaft@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Harry Kane's Bayern Munich

It's Gary Neville's Valencia all over again.

[–] Collinson33311@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's almost like it's a British news site aimed at British people.

[–] gordonpown@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It's almost like Brits cannot physically process anything foreign

[–] CarlSK777@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We'll see where they stand in February post-AFCON.

[–] tsub@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like how Leverkusen apparently belong to Alonso while Bayern belong to Kane. Tuchel, more like who-chel amiright?

[–] il0vegaming123456@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Thomas Tucheliban my manager 😍

"Having Tuchel as manager for 1 season is like being ruled by The Qaeda for 10 years"

-very real quote

[–] xixbia@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bayern belongs to Thomas Müller!

[–] Gcooifescghmpc@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Harry Kane battling Bayern's Tottenham. Tears in my eyes

[–] Black_XistenZ@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The memes would be endless if Bayern miss out on the championship for the first time in 11 years as soon as Kane plays for them.

[–] alanalan426@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

while beating lewa's record as well

it'd be glorious

[–] SolutionFit6550@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

And slightly unfair towards Leverkusen. They did a really, really good job last summer and Alonso is a fantastic coach.

[–] Gcooifescghmpc@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I am a Tottenham and Kane fan... can confirm i would actually cry

[–] pukem0n@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

While Tottenham wins the PL at the same time

[–] Quacky33@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It is fun sometimes to see what happens when they ask someone to write a dumbed down fluff piece for the average casual English fan.

[–] Makaay-10@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bayern still isn't full into gear they are still inconsistent. Leverkusen proved a couple of times that they can't hold the performance up full season. Nothing major will happen in the first half. The second half is a different story. If I remember bayern 2nd half star under nagelsman 2023, it was utter dogshit. So I don't know what will happen this time.

[–] coreyperryisasaint@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah yes, Bayern, the Harry Kane team

[–] cor7in@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Previously known as Choupo-Moting's Bayern.

[–] growinginsour@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Tears in my eyes

[–] Peaky_Blinders@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i believe it was Tuchels' Bayern Munich

[–] Rethrovsk@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

More like Bayern Neverloosin.

[–] The_Big_Cheese_09@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Mid Jan-Mid Feb is going to be a huge test for the Pills. They lose 5 players to the Africa & Asian tournaments plus they'll be juggling the Pokal and Europa League KOs.

[–] myo_chan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Neverkusen lmao I only ever heard of Vizekusen

[–] The_Mercian@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neverkusen vs trophyless Kane means only one thing - Stuttgart are winning the league this year

[–] rekirts_motnahp@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] official_bagel@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s hilarious that the BBC is using Leverkusen’s slander name.

[–] Greasy_Boglim@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

BBC reporting is fucking honking lol

[–] SnooOranges357@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Xabi turned them into Neverlosen

[–] AleArg99@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bayer Leverkusen has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever

[–] madjupiter@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

last time someone said this about RB Leipzig.. they actually did do it lmao

[–] juicekanne@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone remember 2001? Second in CL, second in League, Second in Cup. It was soulcrushing :(

[–] AdrianKnup@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

that was 2001/2002. and Ballack added 2nd at the World Cup.

[–] AdrianKnup@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

fwiw 99/00 was better with Unterhaching

[–] schneebaer42@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

And Schnix. And Ramelow. And Neuville. And Butt.

[–] basedjuicer1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That was more than an indirect by the BBC

[–] Jakowe@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

We are Harry Kane’s team though, undisputed star of the club right now

[–] mynameistrihexa666@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

harry kane was coaching bayern?

[–] NCL-NYC@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I really hope he doesn’t go to Bayern.

[–] eurovisionfanGA@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Bayer Leverkusen is the Bundesliga's elephant on top of the tree. Nobody knows how it got there but everybody knows it will fall down.

[–] Final_Fit@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Never say Neverkusen.

[–] FOKvothe@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My God British media is embarrassing.

[–] Jiminyfingers@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I know he wanted to go, but I feel Arsenal should have really tried to persuade Xhaka to stay another season

[–] k34t0n@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

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