NFL

Nothing would end the Thanksgiving Day losing streak better than beating the Packers.

Shout out Madden the goat

This is not an omen or tradition. The New Lions are going to put up a hell of a fight.

What a drive

I found out this exists today and now I am sad I have to leave in the middle of the game to drive to family dinner. https://mcdcbot.com/

I don’t know how to feel. We finally have a really good team, but it’s our 2 kryptonite’s: Thanksgiving and Green Bay.

Goff has some juice but errr. Im not sure i'd put his juice up there with Josh.

Cologne Execs: Is this relevant? Marketing: We spent 8 million dollars on it.

Cologne commercials are the WR tweets of advertising

I'm friends with Mike from the War and Treaty, so amazing to see them sing the anthem!

Just play the damn game

12:34pm

Where kickoff

Is Eminem there

Just an awful anthem and no amount of warbly X factor shit can polish that dire turd

everybody’s got that one psycho degenerate in their family who treats Black Friday like the biggest day of the year

If this Lions team can't win against this Packers team

Then Detroit really does have a Thanksgiving curse

I am watching the game on Sky and out of the loop on the advert talk lol

Looks like Goff fell over on his George Forman grill making bacon this morning

This Depp cologne commercial has gotta be AI generated or something. Who greenlit that?

I’ve never watched this much pre-game coverage, the gambling shit is wild. Like they barely talk about the players unless it’s whether or not they’re going to hit a prop bet

Man, perfume commercials really are like "how can we advertise smell" and some dude who just did a massive line of coke pops up and goes "JOHNNY DEPP AND WOLVES PLAYING GUITAR IN THE DESERT"

Inside of Johnny Depp there are three wolves. One of them plays guitar. The other two play guitar. He plays guitar.

Our list of inactives, just hope the game is somewhat competitive lol

The Packers are extremely banged up right now while the Lions are almost at full strength. Absolutely ZERO excuse for the Lions to lose this afternoon. If they struggle this afternoon like they did against Chicago, the playoffs will seem pretty pointless for Detroit.

Luther and Whitney surprise appearance!

jfc commercials fuck off

As a British NFL fan I'm incredibly thankful for conveniently timed after work Thursday football, what a time to be alive

Wait, WRs can catch deep balls?

What was Sutton doing there?

What the fuck was Sutton doing?

Love decoded to turn into rodgers today

Our guys just stood there and watched him catch it lol

Our secondary sucks ass lol

Thanksgiving is ruined :/

Wow, Rodgers-esque.

I liked that hit

Good camera work. Let's go pack

I love long bombs to Watson on the first play of the game - especially when it works.

The Waxing Gibbous is high

Love missed a tuddy

Campbell 3:16 sign in the background behind that Love throw slo-mo

Cam Sutton with like 80 speed on the Madden scale there

LFG PACKERS

Great start guys...

Well I’m happy they finally found Watson

Is it just me or are these lions uni’s just… too basic?

And where are you manufacturing the actual parts, Ford? Surely America?