sielingfan

Get fucked Chris, refs, Vegas, goodell, clock operator, Burger King, and Putin

Perhaps the ball is not telling the truth? Is that possible?

#STOP THE COUNT!!!

McDaniels looks like he knows how to tweet. Saleh looks like he knows how to hurl javelins whilst driving a chariot

Cologne commercials are the WR tweets of advertising

My first reaction realtime was "they have to give us the opportunity to sub, I wonder if that means we can sub slowly and kill the clock?" Then afterwards my reaction was to turn off all the lights in my house and drink in silence.

forward progress stopped

So it can't be reviewed. Neat.

I think we should do more of the things that work, and fewer of the things which do not work

007: the Reality Gameshow

was not on my 2023 bingo card

You're not allowed to contact a player who signals for a fair catch, except for when you are.

In the two minute drill, I'd love to see a team work the middle of the field aggressively and then, when the ball carrier is about to be tackled in bounds, he should hurl the ball out of bounds to stop the clock

Phillips very clearly grabs a fistful of facemask

...I still think it's bullshit somehow, give me a minute I'll think of something