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I said before the game the commies could maybe win as long as Sam Howell doesn't die on the field

Sam Howell is chaos. Let him cook

As far as i can tell the only thing that the cowboys are better at then the eagles is having hot cheerleaders who sign the national anthem.

Ill allow it.

Just made up some facts about Sam Howell

Ron didn’t even know there was a game today

doesn't eat burgers? why does sam howell hate america?

Great, Tony "I need to clear my throat" Romo on the horn...

Gonna be a jinx game isn't it?

This Cowboys jersey goes best with baggy denim jeans.

Sam Howell is playing the David Carr experience

Sam Howell gets sacked alot. Jets O Line be like: Hold my Beer

The matte red helmets are dope even if it does look a little collegiate

"14 more (sacks) than next highest player"

Bro what

Who's playing tonight? Is every game NFC?

Sam Howell is like if you scientifically fused Baker Mayfield and a crash-test dummy.

Im ready for at some point in this game the commanders to be at the goaline with 4th and inches and hear the announcers go..."annnnd here comes RIVERBOAT RON!"

White Cowboys jersey and jorts, name a more iconic duo

This will be the one game I root for then Cowboys because what’s more American than a Cowboy beating a Commie on Thanksgiving?

Sacks are often just as much the qb's fault as they are the line's fault.

Love those matte red helmets

The real competition is between the networks trying to out John Madden each other.

alright nations drunk uncles! sound off!

That ain't good

Cowboys Thanksgiving unis are so fire.

I forgot to check the moon cycle this game before bet… am I screwed?

Probably the worst OL of all time.

imagine making Sam Howell look competent. couldn’t be us

guooooo dallas

Rivera already gave up on the run game.

Howell really does look promising at times, I really hope he survives the season behind this o-line.

These are some clean ass uni's

Washington’s o-line cardboard cutouts?

averaging more than 4 sacks a game is a crazy statistic

Howell’s expression doesn’t change after getting hit. He’s used to it

Commanders uniforms are terrible

Losers…go for it

So is Washington going to rebrand again because of the new ownership? Any word on that?

If you want to survive and thrive against us you have to have a QB who will run and leave the pocket

52? Wtf lol

Fuck Dallas

Howell has no chance behind that line my goodness

This is the perfect nap game

Apparently the whole "Cowboys are Americans team" thing was a Soviet misinformation campaign in the 70s.

They should have color matched the Madden patch to the jersey. Totally clashes with the Cowboys uniforms. Would look a lot better in silver

Howell is going to die behind that line.

Damn did you see how Micah destroyed that double team

Me when the gravy boat arrives at my side of the table: Here we gooooo

Matte helmets really are beautiful

That Macys ad was acceptable cute. The Chevy grandma with Alzheimer's one was TOO far