South Park

“Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack”

People who annoy you.

"WOULD YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"

Loo-loo-loo I got some apples, loo-loo-loo you got some too.

Aaaaaand it's gone

Stan says you’re a cunt

Present them

Im being very serial

The took er jerbs

Well hey there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag, how do ya do?

I didn't hear no bell

Screw you guys, I'm going home

Nah nah nah nah nah nah, I made you eat your parents

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

I did exactly this on Facebook and went to FB jail because crybabies didn't get the reference and FB doesn't let you appeal half the time.

"Top it all off with a little Crème Fraîche"

Vote or die!

DERK ER DER!!!!!!

"Because Matt Damon told me fortune favors the brave, and I lost all my fucking money"

Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts. Oh yeah, now this is getting good. Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his [inhales] penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis. Diana's nipples Uh, let's see... *Diana's nipples...*Oh, writer's block, writer's block!

"you do not say silly goose! you call him an asshole like a normal kid."

"Nya nya nya nya nyaaaaa nya I made you eat your paaaaarents"

Why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself.

I want to feel his salvation all over my face

If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."

That’s it! That’s the melody to funky town!

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

As you wish

I’m never coming out!!

I AM THE FUCKING BAD MAN

Go Broncos

Who made dookie in the urinal??

Joesph smith was called a profit. Dumb dumb dumb dumb , dumb

Do you want some fuckin’ tegridy?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha I made you eat your parents!

TIMMEH

I’m super cereal

I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka

I’m not your buddy guy

What would Brian Boitano do?

Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay

I can change

You gotta do what you wanna do

Put it down (I’m just naming song titles at this point)

And of course, NO KETTY THATS A BAD KIATTY

Is it better to be born a crip or become a crip later in life?

YOU’RE a turd sandwich!

HELLO CHILDREN.

There’s a note you can play on the recorder that makes everyone crap their pants

I require macaroni pictures

I’m super cereal

“The brack friday bunduru”

“Faux is a French word with an X in it, but you don’t pronounce the X.”