Kane is a cheat code
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Köln defending, 404
Kane is the best midfielder and striker itw at the same time
Chancentod Leroy Sane.
Harry Kane is a menace to civilized society.
Fuck me, we're actually playing 5-4-1. What is this?
The right thing to do at the moment
So, like, whats up with the goat?
Coman is a disaster today
Baumgart just does not feel the cold, does he?
I bet he wouldn't even wear the shirt if it wouldn't be seen as indecent 😂
WHAT A SAVE! Dude that shot felt powerful and the goalie still blocked it!
The way Köln defends Bayern needs to score at least 5 goals in this match.
How much money does Köln have for the winter? They desperately need someone next to Martel so Kainz can play further up the pitch again. Good things happen for Köln if Kainz has the ball in the final third.
Is Pulis ball simply not a thing in Germany then?
How has Kim been so far?
Every team has Bayern figured out in theory
Press them early and give them as many corners as possible and nothing will happen.
Obligatory Tigges for Selke
I will always love you Neuer
Dayum! Neuer just dodged that Koln player like nothing! That said oh boi that could have ended badly.
Please sub in Müller for Sane...
impossible to press Neuer I'm afriad
the "Maaßen" ads in the background might be foreshadowing for Köln
JESUS! I didnt know you could hit a volley so hard it would act as a backpass!
Mein Kapitän :)
On a positive note for Cologne Bayern really hasn't created much in this second half
Kane touched the ball once in like 15 minutes! He's not really involved in the build up play, is he?!
I feel like guys like Coman and Sane are great with dribbling. They're fast and all...but they're not the ones for passes and flanking
We lack the likes of Schweinsteiger who would deliver sharp passes left and right and build up stuff
It's like they skilled 10 points in speed and 1 point in intelligence.
Is bayern always this boring to watch?
No answer to this bus parking is pretty frustrating yeah..
Only if they are not playing against us.
Bruv, bayern playing like me in FIFA lmao
Such a joy to see Neuer back. And in good form at that
I'm bored
WOAH! Bayern hit the bar and Koln almost got a goal on the counter had it not been for Neuer kicking the ball to the throw in!
Neuer is still worldclass isnt he
looks like both teams are happy with 1-0 and are now just going through the motions. bayern players are tired from national break plus there is a champions league game coming up and köln players are happy to escape with only one goal conceded.
🛌💤💤
Why are we watching a close up of Baumgart putting on his shoe😭
selbst Bundesliga heute zum einschlafen
If Koln could go all out for 5 mins they’ll equalize
Haha nice
Did Tuchel forget that he's allowed to sub?
Well, this game ain't it...
sané ...
Full time, Bayern win 1-0 though oh boi did Koln did almost draw at the end had the last corner not even happened but their player just shoot instead. I honestly think that would have been 50/50 if it went in or not if that last corner on minute 92 was instead just a shot.
EPL back tomorrow 😍