Please sub in Müller for Sane...
PsYcHoSeAn
joined 1 year ago
Every team has Bayern figured out in theory
Press them early and give them as many corners as possible and nothing will happen.
Chancentod Leroy Sane.
Anyone got stats on how many chances Sane actually converts?
Must be <5%
Dude is ineffective af with those big chances. Makes me sad.
And there's still no way they'd give him the Ballon d'or at the end of the season if he keeps this performance up because his name is not "Messi" or "Ronaldo"
They got scammed by the designer and the person that signed that one off...
I can't even be happy about this shit anymore
Hey, 3 points...so Tuchel must have done everything right, riiiiight?
Pisspoor performance in the first half, lucky in the 2nd that Gala couldn't take that high speed for more than 70 min and also failed to shoot more goals themselves.
Questionable substitutions at random times
First game in knockout stage and Bayern is out cause not a single CL winner-contender is gonna let Bayern show up with such a performance and not punish them
Tuchel is going down as the worst coach in the history of the team, which is impressive, considering the run Klinsmann had a couple of years back...
Tel is a friend of Kane
He saw Sane and was like "nah, fuck you"
And now Sane is mad again and stopped running
"I DIDNT GET THE BALL? NOW I'M PISSED OFF AND BOYCOTTING THE GAME"
Give Salt Bae a nice pillow and blanket and reserve him a long spot on the bench.
Tuchel is a pro coach since 04.08.2009
Thomas Müller is playing for the main squad of Bayern since 01.07.2009
Müller is playing longer for Bayerns first team than Tuchel is a professional coach....
HE EVEN SUBS OFF KANE INSTEAD OF SANE? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU AFRAID THAT SANE IS THROWING A TANTRUM AGAIN??????
If I let an 8 year old play Football Manager 2023 he makes the same subs as Tuchel
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I feel like guys like Coman and Sane are great with dribbling. They're fast and all...but they're not the ones for passes and flanking
We lack the likes of Schweinsteiger who would deliver sharp passes left and right and build up stuff
It's like they skilled 10 points in speed and 1 point in intelligence.